And in other Dead Horse News, an unauthorized encylopedia of Harry Potter facts and lore will go ahead to the publishers, despite a courtroom battle with JK Rowling. Apparently, Rowling cried about Harry Potter having saved her from poverty, while Steven vander Ark, the author of the book, titled The Lexicon: An Unauthorized Guide to Harry Potter Fiction and Related Materials cried because other Harry Potter nerds are shunning him as a result of the legal drama.

No word on how the boy wizard is faring with all the fuss.