Book signings in the UK are not dull at the moment. Earlier this month pop star Leona Lewis was punched at a signing and now fans have ‘rioted’ at a Jordan signing event, according to The Sun. The only thing my American cousins need to know about the former glamour model Jordan (real name Katie Price) is that her breasts used to be bigger than her head. They’re smaller now. Look at the people in the crowd - a lot of young girls, a few spotty teenage boys and, oddly, a couple of older folks near the front.
