In a shocking revelation leaving millions stunned, teen media sweetheart Miley Cyrus has publicly admitted that she doesn’t like Twilight. Not the books, not the first movie, and she won’t be seeing any of the other movies.

“I don’t believe in it. I don’t like vampires. … I don’t like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I’m watching my TV at night. I don’t like it. I don’t want anything to do with it. I don’t like the shirts. I don’t like any of it.

“I feel really lame because everyone’s, like, so excited. I’m like, ‘Don’t even talk about it.’”

While Stephenie Meyer’s vampire saga shows no signs of collapsing under Cyrus’ confession, it is without a doubt a very sad day for tweens, many of whom have been witnessed wandering the streets, mouths agape, shuffling near to movie theaters and bookstores then away again, clearly confused and distressed.

No word on what Hannah Montana thinks of the stories.