Judge a book by its cover – Literary Stereotyping

I was directed to a site which explains how to judge people by what they read, here is a sample of some of my favourites…

Stephenie Meyer
People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3.
Ayn Rand
Workaholics seeking validation.
David Foster Wallace
Confirmed 90’s literati.
Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters)
Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a “phase”.
Charles Dickens
Ninth graders who think they’re going to be authors someday but end up in marketing.
Mark Twain
Liars.
James Patterson
Men who score a 153 on their LSAT exam.
David Baldacci
No one. Even the police say Clancy before they’ll say Baldacci.
Michael Crichton
Doctors who went to third-tier medical schools.
John Grisham
Doctors who went to medical schools in the Dominican Republic.

….and the list goes on here (Via Book Ninja)

Posted by slaming on December 17, 2009.

Categories: author, books, humor, lists

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