Archive for January, 2010
The Most-Used Cover Image?
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
Have you ever wondered which single image has appeared on the greatest number of books? According to the Caustic Cover Critic blog, Diego Velázquez’s ‘Rokeby Venus’ has been widely used on various covers excluding the many other Valazquez focused books which also make use of it.
The Rokeby Venus depicts the goddess Venus in a sensual pose, lying on a bed and looking into a mirror held by her son Cupid. The painting currently resides in the National Gallery in London.
Here are just a few book covers which feature the painting:
- The Forgery of Venus – Michael Gruber

- Kings & Connoisseurs – Jonathan Brown
- In Praise of Older Women – Stephen Vizinczey
- The Female Nude: Art, Obscenity & Sexuality – Lynda Nead
- What Great Paintings Say – Taschen
- Venus At Her Mirror – Andreas Prater
- Blue Guide Museums & Galleries of London

- The King Amaz’d: A Chronicle – Gonzalo Torrente Ballester
- Desde el divan – Irvin D. Yalom
- Writing for the Eyes in the Spanish Golden Age – Frederick A. de Armas
Merriam-Webster Dictionary Banned from Classrooms. Really.
Tuesday, January 26th, 2010
In further “the world is going insane and I want to go to space” news, a school district in Southern California has pulled the 10th edition of Merriam Webster’s dictionary from the classroom.
Why? Because it contained what they felt to be a graphic definition of “oral sex”. For the record, this appears to be legitimate, and not an Onion-style spoof, or anything. The offending definition – which as I understand it, was not accompanied by illustration or instructions – read: “oral stimulation of the genitals”.
I understand wanting to protect and shelter our children, and have them learn adult concepts and terms when they’re at an age ready to process that information and understand it, and I appreciate parents wanting to ensure their kids get the kind of education (sexual and otherwise) they feel appropriate.
But the world is made up of television and internet and other kids and older kids and words written on walls. That’s just the way it is. I think a clinical definition written in a dictionary – which might bring up more questions, which we can always encourage our children to openly bring to us – is a much better place to start than having a kid hear a term, not know what it means, have nowhere to look, and either come up with their own erroneous ideas, or trust what they’re hearing on the tire swing.
The more we try to hide and censor and bury and shelter – aren’t we just adding more layers of “it’s dirty, it’s bad, it’s something to be ashamed of”, so that when children hit puberty and start to have perfectly natural sexual feelings, the chances of them feeling really terrible, secretive and shameful about it are increased?
Personally, I think open communication, honesty and encouragement of questions and discourse is the best way to have healthy, happy kids. Removing access to education and learning seems backwards to me.
Just my two cents.
But hey, maybe Merriam-Webster should consider publishing a “Krazy Kids” version of their dictionaries, with every 10th definition consisting of “Ask your parents.”
Biggest book in the world
Tuesday, January 26th, 2010
Imagine putting this bad boy on your bedside table? This is the behemoth of books. You’d need a truck to get it home and you have to get up to turn the pages and walk them from one side of the book to the other. A couple of my cars have been smaller than this book.
(Imagine the shipping costs if you bought it on the Internet?)
Martin Amis Recommends Euthanasia Booths For Upcoming Silver Tsunami
Monday, January 25th, 2010
Martin Amis is certainly no stranger to controversy or public argument. He’s famously outspoken and eager to speak his mind. This time, he’s talking about the rapidly ageing population of Britain, and how he predicts the coming ‘Silver Tsunami’ will result in a clash between young and old and tear the country apart.
His proposed solution? Euthanasia booths on street corners, which issue martinis and medals before snuffing the user.
I suspect Amis’ suggestion is more tongue-in-cheek than literal, and merely meant to call attention to an important-to-him issue. In recent years, Amis has witnessed the slow and painful death of his stepfather, and the confused, bewildered and frightened decline and eventual death of his friend and fellow author Iris Murdoch who died of Alzheimer’s Disease.
While clearly Amis’ suggestion of erecting suicide booths might sound like a cross between P.D. James’ Children of Men and Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal, (both excellent, if you’ve not read either/both) and too far-fetched to be anything but science-fiction or satire, the fact remains he brings up an interesting point.
We allow our pets the mercy and dignity of euthanasia, when death is imminent and suffering begins. Meanwhile, humans, who have the capacity to open their mouths and indicate their wish and readiness for death, are not afforded the same quiet, end, even though it would be at a time of their own choosing.
Read the entire article about Martin Amis and the Euthanasia booths in The Guardian.
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The annual ranking of European international bestselling authors has been released by the British magazine