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It’s a crime: Jennifer Garner is Miss Marple

jennifer-garner1I see Jennifer Garner is going to play Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple is a new Disney movie. How can I put this? Garner is 38 and as fit as a butcher’s dog. Miss Marple is…well… an old crone. Remember Margaret Rutherford playing Miss Marple!

Miss Marple is supposed to be a spinster who lives in the English village of St. Mary Mead. Jennifer Garner is going to toss that old maid thing out the window.

No doubt we’ll be seeing Miss Marple in a bikini or using some kick boxing techniques on the bad guys. I hope there isn’t a Miss Marple sex scene because it’s just wrong and makes me feel rather queasy.

miss-marples-final-caseAgatha Christie is turning in her grave and I can think of few folks at Disney who should join her.

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