And in today’s episode of “When Unlikely Celebrities Collide”, Salman Rushdie tweeted his opinions on Kim Kardashian’s failed marriage. Weird? It gets weirder. He did it in limerick form:

The marriage of poor Kim Kardashian
Was krushed like a kar in a krashian
Her kris kried “Not fair!
why kan’t I keep my share?”
But Kardashian fell klean out of fashian.

Tune in tomorrow, when Joan Didion will share her latest haikus about Jersey Shore with us.