Salman Rushdie on Kim Kardashian
And in today’s episode of “When Unlikely Celebrities Collide”, Salman Rushdie tweeted his opinions on Kim Kardashian’s failed marriage. Weird? It gets weirder. He did it in limerick form:
The marriage of poor Kim Kardashian
Was krushed like a kar in a krashian
Her kris kried “Not fair!
why kan’t I keep my share?”
But Kardashian fell klean out of fashian.
Tune in tomorrow, when Joan Didion will share her latest haikus about Jersey Shore with us.