Where Van Halen Meets Librarians: The Weirdest Thing You will See Today
To describe this video in only one word would never do it justice, but if I had to: bizarre.
Featuring a stern, turtlenecked librarian named Betty Glover, this is nearly five minutes of surreal, spoof workout advice for librarians, made in 1987 by an Arizona State University student. While disturbingly sizeist and focused on the horror of fatness, the video is also totally delightful, and liberal in its use of Van Halen, Huey Lewis and the News, Tears for Fears, Billy Idol, Devo and other 80s musical greats. The tape claims to offer librarians a way to fight slack muscles and flab while in their element, with such exercises as the vertical drawer pull, and horizontal drawer pull, and rapid-fire stapling.
Weird. I do enjoy that the dictatorial and not-to-be-messed-with Betty Glover comes with her own riding crop. The staff won’t be getting lazy on her watch.
Enjoy this surreal bit of Wednesday library fun.
And for more librarian-themed goodness, check out our list of Literature from Librarians: Great Reads Written by the Experts.