The article is from a year and a half ago but Bookgasm’s The 9 Most Annoying People I Always See at the Bookstore is still a good laugh.
Tell me you haven’t run into aisle sitters or the halitosis checkout guy!
The article is from a year and a half ago but Bookgasm’s The 9 Most Annoying People I Always See at the Bookstore is still a good laugh.
Tell me you haven’t run into aisle sitters or the halitosis checkout guy!
If you liked Beth’s post about the Twilight parody, you’ll want to check out The Huffington Post’s slideshow of parodied books. They’re also collecting reader suggestions for a new slideshow to be posted on Friday. (And you can vote on what you think of the current parodies.)
Samples from the slideshow:

TV programs such as Cake Boss and Ace of Cakes show us an amazing array of beautiful cakes but there is an equally entertaining side of the cake business — the goof-ups and the downright bad ideas!
Cake Wrecks, a fantastic blog showcasing funny cake bloopers and misguided artistry, is now available in book form. Cake Wrecks: When Professional Cakes Go Hilariously Wrong by Jen Yates features “the worst cakes ever, including the ugly, the silly, the downright creepy, the unintentionally sad or suggestive, and the just plain funny.”
Featured on the cover is the cake that started it all…

Do you think that the wrong books win the Booker Prize? Do you feel that quality books are overlooked for the long list?
Well you’re not alone and there’s a venue for you to voice your choice for winners! Join The Guardian’s Books Blog for their “Not the Booker Prize Prize”.
Nominations must roughly follow the guidelines of the actual Booker prize such as:
• Any full length novel (or at least, a long novella) written by a citizen of the Commonwealth, the Republic of Ireland or Zimbabwe.
• No English translation of a book written originally in any other language.
• No self-published books where the author is the publisher or where a company has been specifically set up to publish that book.
• The books have to have a scheduled publication date between 1 October 2008 and 30 September 2009.
Swedish author Stieg Larsson died suddenly in 2004 of a massive heart attack - he was 50 years old. It’s sad anyone dies so young, but there is something especially unfair when that light is snuffed out as it is beginning to burn its brightest, and Larsson’s books did not begin to enjoy worldwide attention and critical notice until after his death.
After the smash success of the first in the Millennium series, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson, everyone has been buzzing about The Girl Who Played with Fire, just released in the US.
Here’s the new trailer for it!

Given the success of and favorable response to such wacky mash-ups as Pride and Predator the movie and Seth Grahame-Smith’s book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, the Guardian has repoterd that Quirk Books, the publisher responsible for Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is now going to release a new book - Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters.
I now proclaim this a trend that has officially jumped the shark (sea monster). However, in case I’m wrong and the world is clamoring for more, I volunteer to write any of the following in exchange for big money:
Wolfmansfield Park
Wuthering Frights
Slime and Punishment: Where Moral Quandary Meets Ectoplasm
Jane Eyre (Now with Godzilla!)
Quirk, you can contact me through the blog.
The Guardian posted a great article (as usual!) in which poets were asked to list their most abhorred words.
One of the great quotes, in reference to the word pulchritude:
“it violates all the magical impulses of balanced onomatopoeic language - it of course means “beautiful”, but its meaning is nothing of the sort, being stuffed to the brim with a brutally latinate cudgel of barbaric consonants. If consonants represent riverbanks and vowels the river’s flow, this is the word equivalent of the bottomless abyss of dry bones, where demons gather to spit acid.”
I have to say I agree. It sounds like an infection that would set into a nasty cut on the bottom of one’s foot.
Among my most loathed (real) words:
moist
obfuscate
pucker
grunt
segue
pustule
Among my most loathed (not real but sadly, becoming real) words:
irregardless
orientate
I’m not going to touch on the internet words or lolspeak - most of that crap makes my skin crawl.
What about you? What words make you wince?
The Guardian posted a top 10 list of American frontier and old west stories, from novelist Chris Hannan, whose first novel, Missy recounts the tales of a woman in the wild west on the lam after stealing a bunch of opium from a particularly nasty pimp.
I sure have been hearing a lot about Annie Proulx,. lately. She’s good stuff. If you haven’t read anything of hers - do. Her short stories in particular are great - they made my list of best short stories, too.
Chris Hannan’s quote from the article:
“I suppose when you think of the frontier – any frontier, a gold rush or an oil workers’ camp – the people are the same size but somehow the place is lonelier and seems bigger, and that makes people go just a little bit mad. The American west in 1862 was – in terms of suicide, drug consumption, divorce and sexual freedom – a hundred years ahead of its time. What went on in their heads? Then, when I started writing Missy, I got interested in other writers and all their completely different ideas of the frontier …”
1. Roughing It by Mark Twain
A young Mark Twain left Missouri in 1861, crossed the continent by stagecoach, and got his first job as a journalist in the biggest, roughest mining town on the western frontier. He wrote it all up in this travel book; the miners and sharpers and gunslingers he met and drank with, and the greed and fantasising that drove everyone on the frontier, himself included.
2. My Antonia by Willa Cather
“I had the feeling that the world was left behind, that we had got over the edge of it, and were outside man’s jurisdiction.” Something about the loneliness of the west and its landscape seems to act as a magnifier at the moral level, lending in this wonderful 1918 novel enormous scale to small acts of kindness or spite between isolated pioneer farmers in Nebraska, and a sense of the epic to the small-town life of the heroine.
3. The Plains Across by John D Unruh
One of the finest histories of the west ever written, it tells the story of the people who made the trek in covered wagons across the great American wilderness. What kind of people could afford the cost of the journey? How many whites and Indians died? What was it actually like to meet with the Pawnee?
4. Close Range by Annie Proulx
As well as Brokeback Mountain, this impressive volume of stories includes The Half-Skinned Steer, selected by John Updike in 1999 for Best American Short Stories of the Century. Beneath the surreal lunacy of the frontier there is a darker madness, and Proulx creates stories and prose that can conduct all that insane lightning.
5. The Crossing by Cormac McCarthy
Why do tales of the frontier appeal to city people? I first heard about this story of a 16-year-old boy and a wolf from a Glasgow taxi-driver. He was so excited about it he couldn’t stop himself telling me the plot from beginning to end, pausing only to hint at the metaphysical meaning of the wolf.
6. Little House on the Prairie by Laura Ingalls Wilder
There are huge 19th-century paintings of mountain lakes in the west, teeming with animals that have never seen humans. Nothing captures the thrill of entering that world, being strangers in it, better than this. There’s a scene when a ring of wolves surround the little girl’s prairie homestead and howl; she can hear them breathe on the other side of the log wall.
7. Little Big Man by Thomas Berger
Western movies are basically weepies for men. Think of the elegiac scores, and the yearning that moves even the most hard-bitten cowboys for a better, nobler, simpler world (with fewer women and immigrants). Thank goodness for the offbeat 1970 film starring Dustin Hoffman and Chief George, a touchingly funny account of the passing of the Sioux, based on Thomas Berger’s wonderful 1964 picaresque novel written in the western tall tale tradition.
8. Mollie: the Journal of Mollie Dorsey Sanford 1857-66
“Monday July 3rd. This has been a day of horrors. There has been four men killed in saloons.” Mollie had the total western experience, from travelling on steamboats to living in a log cabin, running into Indians to joining a gold rush. At the same time she’s a 19-year-old girl who wants to look good, fall in love, write bad poetry and think deep thoughts. Captivating.
9. The Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper
Written when the frontier had only gotten as far west as New York state, this 1826 classic foresaw the whole tragic history of the American frontier and the fate of the Indian. Many books are famous for their opening lines; this lands a punch with the poignancy of its final sentence. “In the morning I saw the sons of Unamis happy and strong; and yet before the night has come, have I lived to see the last warrior of the wise race of the Mohicans.”
10. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey
One of the things that damage the mind of Native American narrator Chief Bromden is the damming of the Columbia River where his tribe used to fish, and maverick hero McMurphy announces himself in the exaggerated, boastful folk language of frontiersmen such as Davy Crockett. Kesey’s loony bin is what is left of the frontier after it has been half-murdered and then abandoned – like Proulx’s half-skinned steer.
I just came across this great blog, Awful Library Books thanks to an article in a National Post blog.
A rather arduous task of librarians at our public libraries is to go through the catalogs and weed out any books that are outdated and most likely have visited the checkout for the last time a long time ago. Now Holly Hibner and Mary Kelly, two librarians from Michigan, have started a blog to expose books that somehow have managed to allude the garbage bin and remain on shelves where they definitely no longer belong.
Yesterday, they outed this 1981 book which remains in a Michigan library:
Mary’s comments on this book:
Ease of dressing for people who have limited mobility and other physical issues is important. However, looking at the cover now – in 2009 – suggests that if you are in a wheelchair, you cannot be fashionable.
I think the guy in a wheelchair is saying to the woman, “Do I really have to dress like Mr. Rogers?”
Great idea for a book, but waaaay out of date.
A fun blog and definitely one to check out.
Indian author Vikram Seth is finally writing a sequel to his mammoth novel A Suitable Boy.
No word on whether the sequel, set for publication in 2013 (20 years after its predecessor) will be an enormous read, as well.
Check out our list of other enormous novels to slow down even the most voracious reader. How many have you read? I find the idea of reading War & Peace dizzying. Shantaram doesn’t even hold a candle to some of them, and it almost did me in (but is a very good book).
The National Post’s blog “The Afterword” features an interview with Canada’s first national book-collecting contest winner, Charlotte Ashley. The contest, sponsored by The Bibliographical Society of Canada (BSC), the Antiquarian Booksellers of Association of Canada (ABAC) and the Alcuin Society, “was created … to encourage young Canadians to collect books and study the discipline of researching and writing bibliographies.”
Ashley won the contest for her collection The Works (and Quirks) of Alexandre Dumas pere and was presented with $2,500.