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The 9 Most Annoying People I Always See at the Bookstore

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

The article is from a year and a half ago but Bookgasm’s The 9 Most Annoying People I Always See at the Bookstore is still a good laugh.

Tell me you haven’t run into aisle sitters or the halitosis checkout guy!

Stuff White People Like rolls on and on

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

christian-landerStuff White People Like refuses to die. Today, the book’s author, Christian Lander, is writing in the UK’s Guardian about the blog, the book and his success. I think it was February 2008 when the bloke sitting behind me said we should all take a look at this very funny blog.

Here is one of Christian’s tips for success…

Be perceived as racist by idiots This will lead to more traffic than you could ever imagine. I would, however, strongly recommend not being perceived as racist by smart people. That will end poorly.

It’s a funny book and should be read by all middle class white people. Here is our interview with Lander from last year.

I see entry #128 is camping. (Of course, I went camping twice over the summer. I also recycle, read books, put my daughter into French immersion etc etc. This book charts out my life as a middle class white person)

In theory camping should be a very inexpensive activity since you are literally sleeping on the ground. But as with everything in white culture, the more simple it appears the more expensive it actually is.

Yann Martel’s Letters to the Prime Minister

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

What is Stephen Harper Reading? by Yann MartelEvery two weeks over the past two years, author Yann Martel has been sending Canada’s Prime Minister, Stephen Harper an inscribed book, along with a personal letter. Martel has documented each of  the books sent and the letters he’s written on the web site, www.whatisstephenharperreading.ca and has vowed to do this for as long as Harper is Prime Minister.

Martel says he’s not trying to educate the Prime Minister, rather he’s seeking to “make suggestions to his [moments of] stillness”, an idea that came to him after feeling snubbed by Harper during an invited visit to the visitors’ gallery in the House of Commons.

“I know you’re very busy, Mr. Harper. We’re all busy. But every person has a space next to where they sleep, whether a patch of pavement or a fine bedside table. In that space, at night, a book can glow. And in those moments of docile wakefulness, when we begin to let go of the day, then is the perfect time to pick up a book and be someone else, somewhere else, for a few minutes, a few pages, before we fall asleep.”

Recent cuts to arts funding leads Martel to believe that the PM doesn’t read much literature and some people call Martel rude for his attempt to introduce more literature into the Canadian leader’s life. Martel insists that what an elected leader reads is extremely important.

“Once someone has power over me then, yes, their reading does matter to me, because in what they choose to read will be found what they think and what they will do.”

Whether or not Harper has actually read any of the books is not known but Martel has personally benefited, “It’s been a wonderful rediscovery of books for me…It’s forcing me to read things not for my own pleasure but for Mr. Harper’s potential pleasure. It means I’m reading quite widely.”

Martel’s letters and list of sent books have now also become a book published by Random House’s Vintage Canada, What is Stephen Harper Reading? Books gifted to the Prime Minister include titles such as To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee,  Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal, The Uncommon Reader by Alan Bennett,  Flaubert’s Parrot by Julian Barnes and Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar.

The book sent this week? What is Stephen Harper Reading? of course.

Book Parodies

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

If you liked Beth’s post about the Twilight parody, you’ll want to check out The Huffington Post’s slideshow of parodied books. They’re also collecting reader suggestions for a new slideshow to be posted on Friday. (And you can vote on what you think of the current parodies.)

Samples from the slideshow:

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Find the parodied book.

Neil Gaiman Creating Audio Book from Tweets

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Neil Gaiman and his dog, Cabal.Neil Gaiman, with the help of more than Twitter users,  plans on releasing an audio book based on Tweets.

Gaiman started his latest project yesterday by tweeting the first line. Once approximately 1,000 tweets are logged,  a script will be compiled from the edited contributions and then an audiobook will be recorded. The final product will be available for download for free from the BBC Audiobooks America Blog as well as at iTunes and audiobook retailers.

Gaiman’s opening tweet can be seen at http://twitter.com/BBCAA and anyone wishing to tweet a contribution can do so with  “#bbcawdio.”

Cake Wrecks - From Blog to Book

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

TV programs such as Cake Boss and Ace of Cakes show us an amazing array of beautiful cakes but there is an equally entertaining side of the cake business — the goof-ups and the downright bad ideas!

Cake Wrecks, a fantastic blog showcasing funny cake bloopers and misguided artistry,  is now available in book form. Cake Wrecks: When Professional Cakes Go Hilariously Wrong by Jen Yates features “the worst cakes ever, including the ugly, the silly, the downright creepy, the unintentionally sad or suggestive, and the just plain funny.”

Featured on the cover is the cake that started it all…

Cake Wrecks: When Professional Cakes Go Hilariously Wrong

America’s dismay as ‘obscure’ Herta Müller takes Nobel

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

Once more America is shocked there is a literary world away from the land of Uncle Sam. The dismay at Herta Müller, a Romanian-born German citizen, being named this year’s winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature is clear and follows on from the dismay at Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clézio’s victory last year. Müller is very well respected in Germany - the nation that publishes more books than any other each year. Clearly, there are many folks who respect her work.

The Entertainment Weekly book blog did not hide its feelings after the Americans were snubbed once again….

“But does the Nobel imprimatur really compel me to pore through the works of Müller — or last year’s comparably unfamiliar laureate, Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clézio? I think not. The Nobel ranks are cluttered with writers who’ve sunk into obscurity and irrelevance, sometimes deservedly so. Do Swedes still read the work of 1916 laureate Verner von Heidenstam? Does anyone think 1938 winner Pearl Buck was one of the top 100 writers of the 20th century?”

Obscurity is relative, of course.

I had to laugh when I saw this blog posting from The L Magazine - Herta Müller, Who Even People Who Had Heard of J.M.G. Le Clézio Have Never Heard of, Is This Year’s Nobel Laureate in Literature

The Baltimore Sun book blog said

Today’s award seems to reinforce the notion that the Nobel is a sort of literary archeological dig, in which judges scour the world’s libraries and academies for an obscure author, in the hopes of creating a broad, worldwide audience and righting wrongs. The judges liberally slather on their political values, as the winning authors often are known for social commentary that hits at authoritarianism and racism.

I’m sure there will be a lot more analysis and debate about the Nobel judges and whether they have an anti-American bias in the coming days.

The crazy thing is that there are lots of people who want English translations of Müller’s books. Since the announcement, Muller is the most searched for author on AbeBooks and translated copies are running very short. Forget about trying to find signed copies right now.

When Oprah announces a Book Club pick, the publisher is tipped off and there is plenty of stock when the announcement comes. Now publishers are scrambling to get Müller’s book republished and into the shops.

Not the Booker Prize Prize

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

not-bookerDo you think that the wrong books win the Booker Prize? Do you feel that quality books are overlooked for the long list?

Well you’re not alone and there’s a venue for you to voice your choice for winners! Join The Guardian’s Books Blog for their “Not the Booker Prize Prize”.

Nominations must roughly follow the guidelines of the actual Booker prize such as:

• Any full length novel (or at least, a long novella) written by a citizen of the Commonwealth, the Republic of Ireland or Zimbabwe.

• No English translation of a book written originally in any other language.

• No self-published books where the author is the publisher or where a company has been specifically set up to publish that book.

• The books have to have a scheduled publication date between 1 October 2008 and 30 September 2009.

Trailer for The Girl Who Played with Fire by Stieg Larsson

Friday, July 31st, 2009

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Swedish author Stieg Larsson died suddenly in 2004 of a massive heart attack - he was 50 years old. It’s sad anyone dies so young, but there is something especially unfair when that light is snuffed out as it is beginning to burn its brightest, and Larsson’s books did not begin to enjoy worldwide attention and critical notice until after his death.

After the smash success of the first in the Millennium series, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson, everyone has been buzzing about The Girl Who Played with Fire, just released in the US.

Here’s the new trailer for it!

They’ve Created a Monster: Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

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Given the success of and favorable response to such wacky mash-ups as Pride and Predator the movie and Seth Grahame-Smith’s book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, the Guardian has repoterd that Quirk Books, the publisher responsible for Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is now going to release a new book - Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters.

I now proclaim this a trend that has officially jumped the shark (sea monster). However, in case I’m wrong and the world is clamoring for more, I volunteer to write any of the following in exchange for big money:

Wolfmansfield Park
Wuthering Frights
Slime and Punishment: Where Moral Quandary Meets Ectoplasm
Jane Eyre (Now with Godzilla!)

Quirk, you can contact me through the blog.

Wince-worthy Words

Friday, July 10th, 2009

The Guardian posted a great article (as usual!) in which poets were asked to list their most abhorred words.
One of the great quotes, in reference to the word pulchritude:

“it violates all the magical impulses of balanced onomatopoeic language - it of course means “beautiful”, but its meaning is nothing of the sort, being stuffed to the brim with a brutally latinate cudgel of barbaric consonants. If consonants represent riverbanks and vowels the river’s flow, this is the word equivalent of the bottomless abyss of dry bones, where demons gather to spit acid.”

I have to say I agree. It sounds like an infection that would set into a nasty cut on the bottom of one’s foot.

Among my most loathed (real) words:

moist
obfuscate
pucker
grunt
segue
pustule

Among my most loathed (not real but sadly, becoming real) words:

irregardless
orientate

I’m not going to touch on the internet words or lolspeak - most of that crap makes my skin crawl.

What about you? What words make you wince?

Top 10 Tales of the American Frontier

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

old-west The Guardian posted a top 10 list of American frontier and old west stories, from novelist Chris Hannan, whose first novel, Missy recounts the tales of a woman in the wild west on the lam after stealing a bunch of opium from a particularly nasty pimp.

I sure have been hearing a lot about Annie Proulx,. lately. She’s good stuff. If you haven’t read anything of hers - do. Her short stories in particular are great - they made my list of best short stories, too.

Chris Hannan’s quote from the article:

“I suppose when you think of the frontier – any frontier, a gold rush or an oil workers’ camp – the people are the same size but somehow the place is lonelier and seems bigger, and that makes people go just a little bit mad. The American west in 1862 was – in terms of suicide, drug consumption, divorce and sexual freedom – a hundred years ahead of its time. What went on in their heads? Then, when I started writing Missy, I got interested in other writers and all their completely different ideas of the frontier …”

1. Roughing It by Mark Twain
A young Mark Twain left Missouri in 1861, crossed the continent by stagecoach, and got his first job as a journalist in the biggest, roughest mining town on the western frontier. He wrote it all up in this travel book; the miners and sharpers and gunslingers he met and drank with, and the greed and fantasising that drove everyone on the frontier, himself included.

2. My Antonia by Willa Cather
“I had the feeling that the world was left behind, that we had got over the edge of it, and were outside man’s jurisdiction.” Something about the loneliness of the west and its landscape seems to act as a magnifier at the moral level, lending in this wonderful 1918 novel enormous scale to small acts of kindness or spite between isolated pioneer farmers in Nebraska, and a sense of the epic to the small-town life of the heroine.

3. The Plains Across by John D Unruh
One of the finest histories of the west ever written, it tells the story of the people who made the trek in covered wagons across the great American wilderness. What kind of people could afford the cost of the journey? How many whites and Indians died? What was it actually like to meet with the Pawnee?

4. Close Range by Annie Proulx
As well as Brokeback Mountain, this impressive volume of stories includes The Half-Skinned Steer, selected by John Updike in 1999 for Best American Short Stories of the Century. Beneath the surreal lunacy of the frontier there is a darker madness, and Proulx creates stories and prose that can conduct all that insane lightning.

5. The Crossing by Cormac McCarthy
Why do tales of the frontier appeal to city people? I first heard about this story of a 16-year-old boy and a wolf from a Glasgow taxi-driver. He was so excited about it he couldn’t stop himself telling me the plot from beginning to end, pausing only to hint at the metaphysical meaning of the wolf.

6. Little House on the Prairie by Laura Ingalls Wilder
There are huge 19th-century paintings of mountain lakes in the west, teeming with animals that have never seen humans. Nothing captures the thrill of entering that world, being strangers in it, better than this. There’s a scene when a ring of wolves surround the little girl’s prairie homestead and howl; she can hear them breathe on the other side of the log wall.

7. Little Big Man by Thomas Berger
Western movies are basically weepies for men. Think of the elegiac scores, and the yearning that moves even the most hard-bitten cowboys for a better, nobler, simpler world (with fewer women and immigrants). Thank goodness for the offbeat 1970 film starring Dustin Hoffman and Chief George, a touchingly funny account of the passing of the Sioux, based on Thomas Berger’s wonderful 1964 picaresque novel written in the western tall tale tradition.

8. Mollie: the Journal of Mollie Dorsey Sanford 1857-66
“Monday July 3rd. This has been a day of horrors. There has been four men killed in saloons.” Mollie had the total western experience, from travelling on steamboats to living in a log cabin, running into Indians to joining a gold rush. At the same time she’s a 19-year-old girl who wants to look good, fall in love, write bad poetry and think deep thoughts. Captivating.

9. The Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper
Written when the frontier had only gotten as far west as New York state, this 1826 classic foresaw the whole tragic history of the American frontier and the fate of the Indian. Many books are famous for their opening lines; this lands a punch with the poignancy of its final sentence. “In the morning I saw the sons of Unamis happy and strong; and yet before the night has come, have I lived to see the last warrior of the wise race of the Mohicans.”

10. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey
One of the things that damage the mind of Native American narrator Chief Bromden is the damming of the Columbia River where his tribe used to fish, and maverick hero McMurphy announces himself in the exaggerated, boastful folk language of frontiersmen such as Davy Crockett. Kesey’s loony bin is what is left of the frontier after it has been half-murdered and then abandoned – like Proulx’s half-skinned steer.

Exposing Awful Library Books

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

I just came across this great blog, Awful Library Books thanks to an article  in a National Post blog.

A rather arduous task of librarians at our public libraries is to go through the catalogs and weed out any books that are outdated and most likely have visited the checkout for the last time a long time ago.   Now Holly Hibner and Mary Kelly,  two librarians from Michigan, have started a blog to expose books that somehow have managed to allude the garbage bin and remain on shelves where they definitely no longer belong.

Yesterday, they outed this 1981 book which remains in a Michigan library:

Clothing for Disabled People by Maureen Goldsworthy

Clothing for Disabled People by Maureen Goldsworthy

Mary’s comments on this book:

Ease of dressing for people who have limited mobility and other physical issues is important.  However, looking at the cover now – in 2009 – suggests that if you are in a wheelchair, you cannot be fashionable.

I think the guy in a wheelchair is saying to the woman, “Do I really have to dress like Mr. Rogers?”

Great idea for a book, but waaaay out of date.

A fun blog and definitely one to check out.

Vikram Seth and A Suitable Girl

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Indian author Vikram Seth is finally writing a sequel to his mammoth novel A Suitable Boy.

No word on whether the sequel, set for publication in 2013 (20 years after its predecessor) will be an enormous read, as well.

Check out our list of other enormous novels to slow down even the most voracious reader. How many have you read? I find the idea of reading War & Peace dizzying. Shantaram doesn’t even hold a candle to some of them, and it almost did me in (but is a very good book).

The Joys of Book Collecting According to a Prize Winning Collector

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

Works: The Romances of Alexandre Dumas. Complete 48-volume set.

Works: The Romances of Alexandre Dumas. Complete 48-volume set.

The National Post’s blog “The Afterword”  features an interview with Canada’s first national book-collecting contest winner, Charlotte Ashley. The contest, sponsored by The Bibliographical Society of Canada (BSC), the Antiquarian Booksellers of Association of Canada (ABAC) and the Alcuin Society,  “was created … to encourage young Canadians to collect books and study the discipline of researching and writing bibliographies.”

Ashley won the contest  for her collection The Works (and Quirks) of Alexandre Dumas pere and was presented with $2,500.