Spike Milligan’s Adolf Hitler: My Part in His Downfall is going to be a stage play. The memoir was No.10 on our list of the funniest books according to the British.
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What The Book You’re Reading Really Says About You
Friday, June 12th, 2009Taken from holytaco.com - this is fantastic and made me laugh, and also made me want to make my own.
It’s probably true that you can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can tell a lot about a person by what book they’re reading, so we decided to provide some insight into what the book that you’re reading says about you:
More Cleverly Doctored Book Titles on holytaco.com - see what the book you’re reading says about you.
(I’m currently reading The Book of Other People by a bunch of people including Dave Eggers, Zadie Smith, Miranda July, Nick Hornby and more….*sigh* I think I might fall into the dreaded ‘Hipster’ category at the moment.
10 Books About Poop
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
Recently a friend of mine was telling me about potty-training her daughter, and some of the surprisingly emotional struggles her little girl had with it, and how they employed help from the well-known Japanese book Everyone Poops. I wondered whether there were many books about poop. There are! Many exist for educational purposes - the history of people pooping, fossilized poop as a way to know more about history, how to identify various animals’ poop in the woods, and more. There are also some children’s humour books about the subject, books about parenting and potty-training, and a few just plain weird or rude. Here are some of the most poopular - I mean popular.
- Dino Poop and Other Remarkable Remains of the Past (ed: Jane Hammerslough)
- Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi
- Flush: The Scoop on Poop Throughout the Ages by Charise Mericle Harper
- Jurassic Poop: What Dinosaurs (and Others) Left Behind by Jacon Berkowitz
- Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by Its Grossest National Product by Dave Praeger
- The Scoop on Poop: Fascinating Science from the Animal World by Wayne Lynch
- The Truth About Poop by Susan E. Goodman
- What Shat that? A Pocket Guide to Poop Identity by Matt Pagett
- The Tao of Poop by Vivian Elisabeth Glyck
Also, here’s a fun game for kids called Who Pooped? by the Minnesota Zoo.
“New Book Smell” In a Can
Monday, June 8th, 2009Remember a week or so ago when I lamented the idea of a future with e-readers in place of books? I focused particularly on the olfactory absence:
“The part that devastates me perhaps most of all is the idea of losing that bookstore smell. I don’t believe it will ever come to that entirely, and if it does it is a long way off, but the notion was jarring. The smell of new bookstores is different from used bookstores, is different from libraries, is different from antiquarian collections, but they all have the musty, spicy, underlying smell of paper at their root, and my nose knows nothing better. I have difficulty imagining walking into an e-reader factory, closing my eyes, inhaling and smiling.”
Well…. I can’t say for sure whether or not this is a joke, but for the record, THIS IS NOT THE SAME THING.
From the web site:
Does your Kindle leave you feeling like there’s something missing from your reading experience?
Have you been avoiding e-books because they just don’t smell right?
If you’ve been hesitant to jump on the e-book bandwagon, you’re not alone. Book lovers everywhere have resisted digital books because they still don’t compare to the experience of reading a good old fashioned paper book.
But all of that is changing thanks to Smell of Books™, a revolutionary new aerosol e-book enhancer.
Now you can finally enjoy reading e-books without giving up the smell you love so much. With Smell of Books™ you can have the best of both worlds, the convenience of an e-book and the smell of your favorite paper book.
Is it real? Or are they kidding? Lord, let them be kidding.
Especially about this bit:
Smell of Books™ is available in five designer aromas. There’s a Smell of Books™ scent for every type of book lover.
New Book Smell
Classic Musty Smell
Scent of Sensibility
Eau You Have Cats
Crunchy Bacon Scent
Otherwise….kill me.
Tuff-Writer Tactical Pens
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
I was going to say “I’m speechless”, but then I thought instead of saying (in my best movie-preview-guy voiceover voice):
“They already said the pen was mightier than the sword. Now, the Tactical Pen from Tuff-writer shows them all how very, very right they were.”
*cue feisty music, maybe with trumpets*
The pens come in many models with names like Frontline Series: “Stealth Black”, “Sniper Gray” or “Desert Brown”. If they need another name, I’d like to throw my hat in and suggest “Morning Napalm”.
And while the site doesn’t exactly state clearly that it’s a pen for stabbing people…I’m pretty sure it’s a pen for stabbing people.
Taken from the FAQ:
Q: Why do I need a tactical / defense pen?
A: Because it’s a dangerous world out there and the price of being unprepared is just too high. With the growth of non-permissive environments (places where guns, knives, pepper-sprays and sharp sticks are prohibited) people’s options for personal defense tools are becoming more limited all the time. Tactical flashlights and defense pens are multi-use tools which can and should be carried at all times. Their multi-use nature limits restrictions as well as excuses for not having them when you need them most.
Q: Couldn’t I just carry a knife?
A: The Tuff-Writer isn’t designed to be a replacement for a knife. It isn’t designed to replace a flashlight either. It’s a supplemental tool which soon becomes an essential piece of gear for any prepared individual. Afterall, even the best knife isn’t doing you much good when you have to leave it behind in your car / home.
Frivolous Friday Presents
Friday, May 22nd, 2009Hello!
I dub today Frivolous Friday, a day on which I will create a post only vaguely related to books at best (the first because I stole it from Bookninja, the second because the guy just got a book deal).
Item the first:
Whack-a-kitty!
(I could watch this all day. Giggling like a maniac the whole time.)
Item the second:
Tiny Art Director!
(start at the bottom).
In short, this guy has been doing this illustration blog for almost 2 years. When he started, his daughter was 2. She’s now 4. Together, they make the weirdest art team ever. She tells him what to draw, he draws it, and she critiques it, usually by raining insults and dissatisfaction down upon him. It’s really, really funny. Here’s an example:
Saturday, May 12, 2007
Baby Dinosaur Eating an Orange
The Brief: A Scary Baby Dinosaur
The Critique: No! You color him some more! Can I put makeup on him?
Job Status: Rejected
Additional Comments: Stop Drawing! Stop Drawing!
Moby Dick Tweeted in its Entirety on Twitter
Thursday, May 14th, 2009
There’s….not much to say besides the headline, really… almost a year ago, a twitter user made a tongue-in-cheek comment that it would be cool if someone tweeted all of Moby Dick.
A light bulb went off for a twitter user named danco (Dan Coulter), and he endeavored to make it happen, under a separate Twitter account (complete with whale wallpaper, natch). 9 1/2 months and 12,849 updates later - that’s around 45 tweets a day, as twitter updates have a 140 character limit - the book’s last line: “It was the devious-cruising Rachel, that in her retracing search after her missing children, only found another orphan.” was tweeted yesterday, May 13th, at 7:08 a.m.
Danco is quick to assure audiences that it was a bot, not him, doing the day-in, day-out tweeting.
Keanu Reeves to Play Stevenson’s Jekyll and Hyde.
Monday, May 11th, 2009The Guardian says it far better than I could, as I seem only to be able to muster “Oh dear. Oh..why would they..? Oh, that’s not good.”
Keanu Reeves has apparently been cast in an upcoming film adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson’s The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
That’s fine, you think. I’m sure as a bumbling innkeeper, he’ll provide some much needed comedy relief! He’ll be onscreen…what…three minutes?
Not so, humble and naive readers, Reeves has been cast to play both the well-respected, upper class doctor, Dr. Jekyll, and his murderous, monstrous alter-ego, Edward Hyde.
…..
What in God’s name?! It’s not Point Break, it’s not Bill and Ted…it’s not even the Matrix, which contained so much funny jumping, cool sunglasses and flapping of coats that it effectively distracted the viewer from Reeves’ inability to act his way out of a sodden pile of used Kleenex. Who has time to blanch at his inauthentically croaked “Trinity…I…I love you…” when there are FIFTY HUGO WEAVINGS! to contend with. The Matrix had coolness to spare, and that saved Reeves’ butt from the scathing critical spanking it so richly deserved. 
Seriously. To give credit where credit is due, he was great in Parenthood (in which he played an airheaded, cheerful imbecile with a heart of gold and a race car), and brilliant in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (in which he played an airheaded, cheerful imbecile with a heart of gold and a guitar). But having watched the (excellent) 1993 adaptation of Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing, I’d say the single big mistake Kenneth Branagh made was casting Keanu Reeves as the malevolent, hateful Don John. His attempts at scowling, glaring and scheming were little more than pained grimaces, squinting and generally looking like he had a headache.
The story of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is a complex, dark, chilling tale, full of metaphor and symbolism, making strong statements about human nature and what lives inside us all. I don’t recall the word ‘dude’ appearing in the text even once. It’s a book well worth reading. Please, read the book. Look! You can get it for a dollar! You can’t get a coffee for a dollar anymore. Read the book, and then, if you must, go watch the movie when it’s out.
Please. I’d take Haley Joel Osment over Keanu Reeves.
…huh. Seems like I had something to say after all.
How AbeBooks Helped Me as a Chuck Fan
Monday, April 27th, 2009
I am unabashedly a fan of NBC’s comedy-drama series Chuck. I love the humor, I love the music, I love the 80’s references, I love John Casey’s sarcastic barbs. Hence, the fact that the fate of the show for the next season is in question is of concern to me - great concern. So much so I’ve had to join ranks with fans such as the Chicago Tribune’s Maureen Ryan, and jump onto the “Save Chuck” bandwagon.
Working at AbeBooks has actually helped in my appreciation of the show. For example, in one episode, a character was named “Harry Lime”. Thanks to having worked on our Graham Greene feature, I knew that Harry Lime was the name of the character in The Third Man.
Not being much of a comic person, I wouldn’t really have known about Comic Con (which features prominently throughout the show via posters etc.) without AbeBooks. But it’s hard not to learn about Comic Con when reading about Neil Gaiman or Alan Moore.
Then there are the actual Chuck comic books. I came across these in NBC’s store and thought they’d be a neat gift for a fellow Chuck fan that does have an appreciation for comic books. Good idea but they don’t ship outside of the US which isn’t helpful for a Canadian resident. Hurrah for the AbeBooks Wants system that will notify me when more of these comic books are listed now that the copy I’d looked at has sold!
Oh and I can’t forget Twitter. Through my job, I was introduced to Twitter and how it works. This turned out to be a vital bit of information - the Chuck campaign and fans’ Twitter efforts have reached as far as the NPR.
So there you go - my appreciation for the TV series Chuck and my job at AbeBooks go nicely hand-in-hand. It would be a terrible shame to lose this synergy. So NBC execs, PLEASE renew Chuck for a third season…and if you’re another viewer who’d like to save the show (or if you’re just a terribly kind person who’d like to help a girl out), add your name to the petition, buy a footlong sub sandwich at Subway and support the show by watching tonight’s finale! If you could, that’d be AWESOME. :)
Teabagging for the Right Wing: Nine Books About Tea
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009The er.. “wit” of the MSNBC news team and their teabag and teabagging reference heavy discussions of reactions to Obama’s tax plans. I found it pretty funny. But then, I’m juvenile.
And more importantly, Here are 9 Books about Tea and Teabags! Having cut way, way down on the lifegiving necta… er.. I mean, coffee, I’m enjoying trying different teas these days. Today I had a delicious mug of Pomegranate-Raspberry green tea. Mmm, antioxidants. Anybody have a recommendation for a good Earl Grey? I find Twinings positively wimpy.
On to the books!
- The Ultimate Tea Diet by Mark Ukra and Sharyn Kolberg
- Green Tea by Nadine Taylor
- The Harney & Sons Guide to Tea
- Having Tea - Recipes and Table Settings by Tricia Foley
- The Story of Tea: A Cultural History and Drinking Guide by Mary Lou and Robert J. Heiss
- Tea by Christine Dattner
- The Tea Companion by Jane Pettigrew
- Tea Cup Reading: A Quick and Easy Guide to Tasseography by Sasha Fenton
- Tea For You: Blending Custom Teas to Savor and Share by Tracy Stern
Eggs-ellent! Top 10 Egg Books
Thursday, April 9th, 2009It’s that time of year when eggs are everywhere - chocolate eggs, dyed eggs, plastic eggs, jelly bean eggs …
We can’t leave books out of the picture so here’s an eclectic Top 10 List of egg books:
1. Faberge’s Eggs: The Extraordinary Story of the Masterpieces That Outlived an Empire by Tony Faber
In 1885, Carl Fabergé created a seemingly plain white egg for Czar Alexander III to give to his beloved wife, Marie Fedorovna. It was the surprises hidden inside that made it special: a diamond miniature of the Imperial crown and a ruby pendant. This gift began a tradition that would last for more than three decades: lavishly extravagant eggs commemorating public events that, in retrospect, seem little more than staging posts on the march to revolution. Above all, the eggs illustrate the attitudes that would ultimately lead to the downfall of the Romanovs: their apparent indifference to the poverty that choked their country, their preference for style over substance, and, during the reign of Nicholas II, their all-consuming concern withthe health of the czarevitch Alexis, the sickly heir to the throne-a preoccupation that would propel them toward Rasputin and the doom of the dynasty.
2. Egg & Nest by Rosamond Purcell
The beauty of the robin’s egg is not lost on the child who discovers the nest, nor on the collector of nature’s marvels. Such instances of wonder find fitting expression in the photographs of Rosamond Purcell, whose work captures the intricacy of nests and the aesthetic perfection of bird eggs. Mining the ornithological treasures of the Western Foundation of Vertebrate Zoology, Purcell produces pictures as lovely and various as the artifacts she photographs. The dusky blue egg of an emu becomes a planet. A woodpecker’s nest bears an uncanny resemblance to a wooden shoe. A resourceful rock dove weaves together scrap metal and spent fireworks. A dreamscape of dancing monkeys emerges from the calligraphic markings of a murre egg.
Alongside Purcell’s photographs, Linnea Hall and René Corado offer an engaging history of egg collecting, the provenance of the specimens in the photographs, and the biology, conservation, and ecology of the birds that produced them. They highlight the scientific value that eggs and nest hold for understanding and conserving birds in the wild, as well as the aesthetic charge they carry for us.
3. Good Egg by Barney Saltzberg
Meet Egg. Cuter than a button, enormously personable, and talented, too. Say “sit,” and Egg sits. Good Egg! Say “roll over,” and egg rolls over. What a good Egg! Of course, Egg does all of this with a toddler’s help, who lifts the flaps and pulls the tabs and operates the wiggle behind the wiggle-waggle. But that’s the most fun part: interacting with the Egg.
Then comes the pay-off. “Speak,” is the command, and children will crack up in delight and sur
prise with what happens next.
4. Scrambled Eggs Super! by Dr. Seuss
Illus. in color. “Riotous humor in picture and verse as an enterprising Seuss creature hunts uncommon eggs for a super deluxe dish.”–Child Study Assn
5. Intricate Eggs: 45 Egg-Cellent Designs to Color! by Chuck Abraham
Forget about messy dyes and hard-boiling eggs–with the simplicity of Intricate Eggs, kids and adults can decorate their own luxurious masterpieces. A perfect activity book format for on-the-road or at home, all it takes is Crayons, colored pencils, or markers and you’re set to illuminate forty-five of the most magnificent egg patterns, each as unique as you. With room to color inside–and outside–of the lines, this is coloring fun for everyone…minus the breakage!
6. Confessions of a Serial Egg Donor by Julia Derek
Growing by nearly 20 percent annually, the business of egg donors is exploding in the United States. Confessions of a Serial Egg Donor tells the true and disturbing story of how an independent college girl got so caught up by the tens of thousands of dollars she was making on her eggs her body shut down. With brutal honesty, always applying her own brand of humor, she will describe exactly what it was like to be a twelve-time egg donor, including how the broker of her eggs betrayed her viciously in the end.
7. Mommy Laid An Egg!: OR Where Do Babies Come From? By Babette Cole
In this hilarious twist on one of the most difficult discussions in a child’s development, award-winning author Cole illustrates the one question all children are bound to ask–where do babies come from? Offbeat illustrations are accompanied by a text that is short, simple, and anything but predictable.
8. The Good Egg: More than 200 Fresh Approaches from Breakfast to Dessert by Marie Simmons
Beginning with basics, such as how to make perfect scrambled eggs, and continuing on to sandwiches, soups, pastas, quiches, soufflés, and delectable meringues and cakes, The Good Egg artfully describes the many uses of one of cooking’s most essential and healthful ingredients.
9. Fresh Eggs by Rob Levandoski
Calvin Cassowary is ready to do whatever it takes to keep Cassowary Farm in the family for one more generation. Hatching a scheme to specialize in chickens, soon he’s got a million hens laying eggs for Gallinipper Foods, but he still finds himself deeper and deeper into debt. To make matters worse, his chicken-loving daughter Rhea is spending far too much time with the chickens and is starting to act very strange.
Filled with as many tears as chuckles, Rob Levandoski’s Fresh Eggs is a provocative father-daughter tale guaranteed to make you ponder the realities of modern farming and think twice the next time someone asks, “white or dark meat?
10. A Day in the Death of Joe Egg by Peter Nichols
This play is about the nightmare all parents must have dreamed of at some time, that of living with a child born so hopelessly crippled as to be, as the father says, “a human parsnip”.
























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