Archive for the ‘writing’ Category

Top tips for writing love letters

Monday, February 13th, 2012

If you are writing a love letter today for your Valentine, then please heed the advice of Hilary Mantel, Alain de Botton and Jeanette Winterson, who have each offered tips on this difficult art in the Telegraph.

Recorded delivery is a no no according to Mantel.

Trust the postman. Do not get her out of bed for a signature. A courier service looks a bit needy. Any accompanying gifts should be valuable but compact: that is, nothing that will need help to carry to the pawnshop.

None of them mentioned spelling and grammar. I thought that would be key…. or perhaps not with today’s generation of texters. There is, of course, a book on this matter – How to Write Love Letters by Michelle Lovric.

J.D. Salinger – Fighting for Privacy Even After Death

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

We all know that J.D. Salinger was famously, notoriously, insistently private in his life. He eschewed public events, declined interviews, and seemingly avoided contact with the outside world wherever possible. Since his death two years ago, in January 2010, members of the literary world – legions of readers, ardent fans, nosy busybodies, agents and publishers alike – have all waited with baited breath for news of any glimpse of writing that had gone on behind Salinger’s closed doors. Had he written? Had he burned it all? Were there floor-to-ceiling masterpieces awaiting us?

I admit to being curious, excited even, at the prospect of more words from Salinger. While I didn’t care for The Catcher in the Rye as much as the rest of the world (and found Holden Caulfield somewhat intolerable, to be frank), I absolutely loved Nine Stories, and anything to do with the Glass family. But it’s strange to see an author’s – a human being’s – legacy rifled through, dissected and pawed at after death, in the hopes of sniffing out treasure.

This post asks What have we learned about those years since Salinger’s death? and then answers:

We now know that the author had an ironically un-Zen like penchant for Burger King (a curious revelation considering we somehow imagined him consisting on a diet of bean sprouts) and he was not above taking a bus tour of Niagara Falls.

He was enthusiastic about the ballet, reveling in a 1951 London performance of Swan Lake and a 1982 Balanchine presentation at the all-too-phony Paris Opera House. That same year, Salinger lamented that only two “people” had ever truly known him: his son, Matthew, and his dog, Benny, the serene schnauzer that Salinger had brought home from Germany in 1946 and who had died nearly thirty years before.

For a time, Salinger seriously considered abandoning writing altogether, and devoting his life to Eastern religion, a choice that would likely have involved joining a monastic order. Salinger reconsidered. He found “the chase” of pinning down a good story more enticing than a lifetime of meditation.

We’ve also learned of Salinger’s passion for sweaters, his fondness for tennis and baseball, his late-life interest in Christian Science, and his enduring devotion to the Vedantic branch of Hinduism. The author sent holiday greetings to the Ramakrishna-Vivekananda Center of New York every year from 1952 until his death in 2010, usually accompanied by a generous donation.

No manuscripts – masterpieces, useless drivel or anything in between – have thus far come to light, and it seems to frustrate people to no end. I understand the yearning, as a reader, and even share in it. But the post goes on to say:

The author, who was famous for demanding control over every detail of his work while living, is still in control. In a sense, J.D. Salinger has been able to cheat death because – in the continued absence of his unpublished manuscripts – he has managed to deny us the ability to measure the second half of his life and to determine his full impact upon literature. Two years on, we are no closer to cementing Salinger’s legacy than we were on the day that he died.

And I can’t help but feel… well, good. I know it doesn’t matter to a dead person, but to what extent to we own our own lives, have rights to our own privacy? If we are deemed an artist, does that mean we owe the world our art, to share it, expose it to scrutiny? It says “he has managed to deny us the ability to measure the second half of his life and to determine his full impact upon literature.”

And part of me is glad, Because really, who are we, any of us, to measure and determine anything by anyone who clearly wishes not to be measured or determined? How is “cementing Salinger’s legacy” any of our business?

The book about the Art of Fielding book

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

The Guardian explains how there was a book written about the book, The Art of Fielding by Chad Harbach. Isn’t that a prime example of post-modernism?

The narrative of the book about the book — How a Book is Born: The Making of the Art of Fielding — tells a different tale. Written by Harbach’s friend Keith Gessen, it relates Harbach’s 10-year struggle to complete the novel and the rejections by agents before its ultimate, extraordinary success. It became a Vanity Fair magazine article, which in turn was published at greater length as an ebook.

If Joseph O’Neill’s Netherland (a novel about cricket) can be a hit in the States, can Harbach’s book about baseball be a hit in the UK?

Plotto: a book listing every possible plot

Monday, January 9th, 2012

There is an interesting blog post from Brain Pickings which alerts me to a book from 1928 called Plotto by dime novelist William Wallace Cook, who attempted to list all possible book narratives and came up with 1,462.

The book is back in the blogosphere because it has just been republished by Tin House, who should be praised for bringing this book back from the grave.

Writes Michelle Legro at Brain Pickings:

Plotto (is) still exceedingly hard to understand. It’s a narrative Dewey Decimal System of sorts, where each character-type is given a letter: the man is A, the woman is B, their relatives, such as a father or mother, would be F-A or M-B, and anything mysterious, be it a stranger or a strange object, is given the designation X, that ultimate letter of mystery. Conflicts have their own groupings, such as Love and Courtship, Married Life, Mystery, Misfortune, Idealism, Personal Limitations, Revelation, Helpfulness, Craftiness Stimulation, Mistaken Judgement, and Deliverance.

Dave Eggers publishes short story on shower curtain

Friday, January 6th, 2012

Dave Eggers, author of the most excellent Zeitoun and founder of McSweeney’s, is publishing a short story on a shower curtain. No, it’s not a reworking of Psycho by Robert Bloch. The ‘publisher’ is The Thing, a quarterly that issues objects that are art-related or literary. The story curtain costs $65 – it better be good. Story and image via Jacket Copy.

This news opens up many literary possibilities especially for all the people who say the physical book is dead. Short stories could be published on towels, bed sheets, duvet covers, rugs, and table clothes.

Untranslatable words

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Maybe it’s because I’m hopelessly monolingual and firmly entrenched in an Anglophone sea (2,272 to Mexico and 4,354km to Quebec) that I find the notion of an untranslatable word so fun, I love that even with the English language’s bloated word count there are some things better said in the native tongue.

So far my personal favourite is still schadenfreude, a German expression for taking pleasure in the misfortune of others. It’s an emotion I experience often as I continue maintain friendships with fans of the Toronto Maple Leafs and Calgary Flames (they’re not bad people but a little misguided). Most baseball fasn outside NYC probably feels it when the Yankees are beaten.

But it goes further than schadenfreude, in nearly every language there are perfect words to describe a feeling or action that cannot be translated simply but require an awkward sentence to convey the meaning. I was once again reminded of this by this ThingBig blog post about words describing different personal relationships.

My favourite from this list is Ya’aburnee an Arabic expression which they say literally translates to “you bury me,” and is meant to convey the feeling you have when you really hope that you’re going to die before the person you say this to because dying would be easier to take than having to live without them. That’s amazingly intense, and as ThinkBig very accurately concludes, it makes “how could I live without you?” sound trite.

If you like the list, and linguistics, you should check out They Have a Word for It: A Lighthearted Lexicon of Untranslatable Words and Phrases by Howard Rheingold. I might put it on my Christmas list.

The 2011 Bad Sex Awards shortlist

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

Right up there for awards you probably don’t want to win as a writer, the Bad Sex Awards are given to the author who produces the most awkward, uncomfortable, and cringe worthy sex scene. The shortlist for this year’s awards have been announced and include Sebastian Barry, David Guterson, Jean Auel, Haruki Murakami, Dori Ostermiller, Christos Tsiolkas, Lee Child, James Frey and Stephen King.

It turns out that Stephen really is the king of horror; this sequence from 11.22.63 is the scariest thing he’s written in years:

“She said, “Don’t make me wait, I’ve had enough of that,” and so I kissed the sweaty hollow of her temple and moved my hips forward … She gasped, retreated a little, then raised her hips to meet me. “Sadie? All right?”

“Ohmygodyes,” she said and I laughed. She opened her eyes and looked up at me with curiosity and hopefulness. “Is it over, or is there more?”

“A little more,” I said. “I don’t know how much. I haven’t been with a woman in a long time.”

It turned out there was quite a bit more … At the end she began to gasp. “Oh dear, oh my dear, oh my dear dear God, oh sugar!”

Yikes.

New ‘Literature’ prize to rival Booker

Thursday, October 13th, 2011

A group of people unhappy with the Man Booker Prize are launching a new book award called the Literature Prize. Man Booker administrator Ion Trewin has described the need for something better than the Booker as “tosh” and a few toys are flying out the pram. The BBC has the story as the Booker ceremony nears (Oct 18).

Well, let’s have another book award. You can never have enough of these things. One a day, that’s what I say. What I like about the Booker is that it’s called ‘Booker’ and at least offers a clue to what is being judged.

The woman who shocked America: Shirley Jackson

Monday, September 26th, 2011

Never has the power of literature been better demonstrated than with Shirley Jackson’s short story, The Lottery. The New Yorker magazine printed the story in June 1948 and were stunned by the response. Readers cancelled their subscriptions and hate mail poured in. Today, this story is taught in schools and Jackson’s work is highly influential. There’s a lot more to Jackson than just The Lottery but this short story has its own place in literary history.

Read about the day when an author shocked a nation.

Going global with Jan Morris

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Last night I started reading something off the top of my ‘to read’ list – The World 1950-2000 by Jan Morris – and this morning I see Bookslut has a feature about her work as a travel writer but also a historian.

Morris is my favorite travel writer and this collection of her writing is going to whisk me around the globe. Imagine starting off your career by breaking the news that Sherpa Tenzing and Edmund Hillary has just climbed Mount Everest (she – when she was still a he – was the only journalist in the party) and doing it on Coronation Day?

This author’s writing is “Naughty. But Nice.”

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

Question – what’s the connection between this fantastic British TV advert for cream cakes and Salman Rushdie? Don’t rush off to Google. I’ll tell you. Mr Rushdie wrote the ‘Naughty. But Nice.’ tagline for this famous advertising campaign back when he was a struggling writer. This particular ad aired in 1984 and stars comedians Les Dawson and Roy Barraclough as Ada and Cissie.

Theawl.com has an interesting article about six authors, including Rushdie, who were advertising copywriters.

Heathrow’s new writer-in-residence

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

The English novelist Tony Parsons is going to be writer-in-residence at Heathrow Airport. He’s been commissioned to write a collection of short stories about the workers and travelers found in this huge airport, reports The Guardian. Parsons is following in the footsteps of Alain de Botton, who wrote a book about his experiences as writer-in-residence two years ago.

The novelist plans to “wander”, speaking to cleaners, firemen, pilots and air traffic controllers, as well as harassed passengers.

America’s Drunkest Writer?

Monday, July 18th, 2011

Charles Bukowski is turning in his grave because the Book Beast website has written an article called America’s Drunkest Writer… and it’s about F Scott Fitzgerald.

Vorticism and Rebecca West revisited

Friday, June 10th, 2011

I’m feeling quite proud of myself. The Guardian has an article about Rebecca West and her contribution to the Vorticist movement, and I actually know what Vorticism is because I read a massive biography of Wyndham Lewis last year.

There’s an exhibition about Vorticism coming up at London’s Tate gallery that focuses on the painters and sculptors associated with this short-lived modernist group.

Complete Stories by Kingsley Amis

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

The Daily Telegraph reprints the new introduction to Complete Stories by Kingsley Amis, published this week by Penguin Modern Classics.

In Lucky Jim, Amis reprised the black comedy of Evelyn Waugh and reclothed it in the provincial workaday garb of the ordinary middle classes, and if in doing so he belied something of his artistic seriousness, he was rewarded for it with instant acclaim. His story of a young provincial university lecturer’s sufferings at the hands of academic bores, pretentious snobs, prissy disapproving women and spoiled, culturally elitist young men was a huge commercial and critical success. It laughed at everyone who needed laughing at in that cramped, class-bound decade; it gave a likeable validity to the new forms of life, to social and sexual freedoms which were shown as modest, funny, authentic.