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Poet in the house: A handbook
A. Pest Control:
If you are infested with vermin, but know a poet, you’re in luck. Poetry will drive
rats and mice from a house. Rats, especially, have an aversion to rhyme. Jot a
poem on a piece of paper, place it beside cracks in the baseboards near openings
to the ground below, and the creatures will flee to the homes of neighbouring
curmudgeons. This never fails. Of course, you must be a friendly neighbour
yourself. What goes around, comes around, as you have heard.
B. Percussion:
Poets were once called beats for a reason. Ask a poet to join your garage band or
your Saturday blues jam. The vein of poetry, located at the back of the poet’s
head, begins to throb with the metre of the emerging poem. You can choose the
beat: iambic, dactylic, anapestic, elastic, iconoclastic, dipsomaniacal. Gaelic poets
worked in darkness, so ----
-- Lorri Neilsen Glenn
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Mayor of Hamilton with Marilyn Gear Pilling
Random Acts of Poetry
“I love to promote poetry anywhere, will stop strangers to read them poems and otherwise commit random acts of poetry. I thought it would be a good idea for poets across Canada to do the same thing.”
-- Wendy Morton, Founder
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