Mr. Bunny's Big Cup o' Java - Softcover

Egremont, Carlton

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9780201615630: Mr. Bunny's Big Cup o' Java

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0201615630 ISBN 13: 9780201615630

Publisher: Addison-Wesley Professional, 1999

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If you're right on the edge after a long day of coding and have time to waste, get this book and follow Mr. Bunny and Farmer Jake as they learn Java. Master the JDK, a toolset that enables Java programmers to spear both fish and small mammals. Understand Java syntax, including variables and alternatives for storing values, such as walk-in closets. Learn how to identify each AZT class in the night sky, and discover new techniques for maximizing code performance by pressing Enter at the end of each line. Finally, identify nine of the most common programming errors, including dividing by infinity and mistaking the assignment operator for your project leader. We suggest reading this book from beginning to end and then reflecting on how you really could have used your time wisely.

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From the Back Cover:

There is simply no better way to learn Java than to have the pineal gland of an expert Java programmer surgically implanted in your brain. Sadly, most HMOs refuse to pay for this career saving procedure, deeming Java to be too experimental. At last there is an alternative treatment for those of us who cannot wait for sweeping health care reforms.

Mr. Bunny's Big Cup O' Java is recommended by n out of ten doctors, where n is any integer you wish to make up to impress an astoundingly gullible public.

The book begins with an overview of the book, and quickly expands into the book itself. Just look at the topics covered:

Mr. Bunny's rucksack
Farmer Jake's overalls
Java

In short, MBBCOJ will teach you all you need to know for a successful career in today's rabbit development environments.

"I sincerely hope this book increases the donor pool."
--CE3

The Mr. Bunny series is supported, endorsed, and authored by Carlton Egremont III, Esquire, recluse, and all-around weirdo. It is the official place to go when you simply must go someplace official. The books in this series provide no information whatsoever. The series is an indispensable resource for Janet from Reno.
...from the hip The Mr. Bunny series

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About the Author:

Carlton Egremont III was a spoiled trust fund child who has grown up to revolutionize the way we think of. . . him. He is the author of numerous unpublished shopping lists, and is the founder and sole member of the Society for the Advancement of Baby Babble (GWEEP), an organization that seeks to popularize the author's first language.

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