Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks - Softcover

Torcivia, Phil

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1475299850 ISBN 13: 9781475299854

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2012

Synopsis

A parody. Book #1.

When old fart blogger Mormon Silver goes to interview young entrepreneur Bea Plastique, he encounters a woman who is stunning, smart, and scary. The unsophisticated, horny Silver is startled to realize he wants this woman (from behind, mostly) and, despite her mysterious love of ice hockey, finds he is desperate to get close to her (and honk her boobies). Unable to resist Silver's oral skills, silver chin fur, and argyle socks, Plastique admits she wants him, too--but on her own terms.

Stunned yet delighted by Plastique's kinkiness, Silver hesitates. For all of her success--her multinational assortment of lubricants, her gay assistant, her condo on a high floor (I mean, really high--you're almost above the clouds, for Christ's sake)--Plastique is a woman haunted by her past and consumed by the need to have hockey-related sex. When the couple embarks on a bold, twisted physical affair, Mormon discovers Bea Plastique's secrets (including a naughty uncle) and explores his own icky, sticky desires.

Silly, sexy, and deeply disturbing, Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks is a tale that will make you horny, tickle you, and give you some great ideas to try on an unsuspecting lover.

About the Author Phil Torcivia is a bestselling author of humorous books and parodies. He lives in San Diego and is admittedly one relationship disaster away from a third cat.

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About the Author:

Torcivia is a divorced man who transplanted himself from Pennsylvania into the treacherous dating pool in Southern California. His feline companions, Syd and Symon, share his home in San Diego and an occasional dish of leftover tuna. Torcivia loves nothing better than bellying up to the bar with his favorite social lubrication (wine) and watching the bizarre mating rituals of the locals, which he translates into humorous essays. He has been single long enough to be involved in a few train wrecks of his own, admitting that he's "one relationship disaster away from a third cat."

Review:

"So exciting ... if my man were here, he would be getting some HOT, JUICY right NOW!" - Angela

"Very sexy. I'm glowing ... sexually aroused 24/7." - Maggie

"More twists and turns in it than the one getting all the fame!" - Cristina

"Still laughing ... hilarious writing! Absolutely fabulous!" - Bonnie

About this edition

• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Publication date: 2012
• ISBN 10: 1475299850
• ISBN 13: 9781475299854
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 76