Top Marketplace offers for ISBN

9781928832195

Please Don't Drink the Holy Water!

Susie Lloyd

4 avg rating
( 63 ratings by GoodReads )
Not the book you're looking for? Search for all books with this author and title
9781928832195: Please Don't Drink the Holy Water!

If heaven s a banquet, will I have to do dishes?

That s all Catholic mom Susie Lloyd wants to know. Marriage and motherhood have taught her the rest, including the things that are most important in life: Metaphysical realities like the existence of God can get along without my help. Cleaning the bathroom can t.

Homeschooling her kids has left Susie wise beyond her years: she s learned why pi is square instead of round, and searched out the best places to buy a cow s eyeball for the science fair. In fact, she says, Socrates had it easy. His students never interrupted him to go to the bathroom or ask when lunch was.

Susie s husband is always there to support her: Greg tells me education would have no purpose if kids didn't start out ignorant. He seems to think that will keep me from strangling them.

Yet she s always patient, even when strangers gawk at her and her five daughters and ask: Are they all yours? , Are you done yet? , Don t you have a TV?

Susie tells them that raising five girls isn t really so hard (at least not until they re teenagers). After all, Daughters don't have the same needs as sons. They can live for days on hors d oeuvres.

So come along for a ride in Susie s full-size van as she faces the trials of Family Rosary and tangles with snide education experts, gruff confessors, and relatives who tell her it s time to wake up and join the real world.

But Susie s already in the Real World: a happy Catholic family on its way to heaven!

"synopsis" may belong to another edition of this title.

About the Author:

Susie Lloyd (b. 1966) is a frequent contributor to Catholic periodicals. She lives in Pennsylvania with her husband and a gaggle of children.

"About this title" may belong to another edition of this title.

Buy New View Book
List Price: US$
US$ 16.73

Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
From Canada to U.S.A.

Destination, Rates & Speeds

Top Search Results from the AbeBooks Marketplace

1.

Susie Lloyd Author
Published by Sophia Institute Press (2004)
ISBN 10: 1928832199 ISBN 13: 9781928832195
New Softcover Quantity Available: 1
Seller
Book Deals
(Richmond Hill, ON, Canada)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Sophia Institute Press, 2004. Book Condition: New. Brand New, Unread Copy in Perfect Condition. A+ Customer Service!. Bookseller Inventory # ABE_book_new_1928832199

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 16.73
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
From Canada to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

2.

Susie Lloyd Author
Published by Sophia Institute Press (2004)
ISBN 10: 1928832199 ISBN 13: 9781928832195
New Paperback Quantity Available: 3
Seller
Keller Books
(Lexington, VA, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Sophia Institute Press, 2004. Paperback. Book Condition: New. New. Bookseller Inventory # 130326E

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 16.75
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

3.

Susie Lloyd Author
ISBN 10: 1928832199 ISBN 13: 9781928832195
New Quantity Available: 1
Seller
Castle Rock
(Pittsford, NY, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Book Condition: Brand New. Book Condition: Brand New. Bookseller Inventory # 97819288321951.0

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 14.49
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 3.99
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

4.

Susie Lloyd Author
ISBN 10: 1928832199 ISBN 13: 9781928832195
New Paperback Quantity Available: > 20
Print on Demand
Seller
BargainBookStores
(Grand Rapids, MI, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Paperback. Book Condition: New. This item is printed on demand. Item doesn't include CD/DVD. Bookseller Inventory # 2353361

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 14.70
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 3.99
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

5.

Susie Lloyd Author
Published by Sophia Institute Press, United States (2006)
ISBN 10: 1928832199 ISBN 13: 9781928832195
New Paperback Quantity Available: 10
Print on Demand
Seller
The Book Depository US
(London, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Sophia Institute Press, United States, 2006. Paperback. Book Condition: New. 211 x 140 mm. Language: English Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****. Come along as wry homeschooler Susie Lloyd faces the trials of family Rosary, and tangles with snide education experts, gruff confessors, and pushy relatives who tell her it s time to wake up and join the real world. Lots of humor here!. Bookseller Inventory # APC9781928832195

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 18.75
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

6.

Susie Lloyd Author
Published by Sophia Institute Press, United States (2006)
ISBN 10: 1928832199 ISBN 13: 9781928832195
New Paperback Quantity Available: 10
Print on Demand
Seller
The Book Depository
(London, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Sophia Institute Press, United States, 2006. Paperback. Book Condition: New. 211 x 140 mm. Language: English Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****.Come along as wry homeschooler Susie Lloyd faces the trials of family Rosary, and tangles with snide education experts, gruff confessors, and pushy relatives who tell her it s time to wake up and join the real world. Lots of humor here!. Bookseller Inventory # APC9781928832195

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 20.85
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

7.

Susie Lloyd Author
ISBN 10: 1928832199 ISBN 13: 9781928832195
New Quantity Available: 5
Seller
Chiron Media
(Wallingford, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Book Condition: New. Brand new book, sourced directly from publisher. Dispatch time is 24-48 hours from our warehouse. Book will be sent in robust, secure packaging to ensure it reaches you securely. Bookseller Inventory # NU-ING-00782692

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 16.90
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 4.63
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

8.

Susie Lloyd Author
Published by Sophia Institute Press (2004)
ISBN 10: 1928832199 ISBN 13: 9781928832195
New Paperback Quantity Available: 1
Seller
ExtremelyReliable
(RICHMOND, TX, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Sophia Institute Press, 2004. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Bookseller Inventory # DADAX1928832199

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 18.45
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 3.99
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

9.

Susie Lloyd Author
Published by Sophia Institute Press
ISBN 10: 1928832199 ISBN 13: 9781928832195
New Paperback Quantity Available: 20
Seller
BuySomeBooks
(Las Vegas, NV, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Sophia Institute Press. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Paperback. 200 pages. Dimensions: 8.3in. x 5.5in. x 0.7in.If heaven s a banquet, will I have to do dishes That s all Catholic mom Susie Lloyd wants to know. Marriage and motherhood have taught her the rest, including the things that are most important in life: Metaphysical realities like the existence of God can get along without my help. Cleaning the bathroom ca t. Homeschooling her kids has left Susie wise beyond her years: she s learned why pi is square instead of round, and searched out the best places to buy a cow s eyeball for the science fair. In fact, she says, Socrates had it easy. His students never interrupted him to go to the bathroom or ask when lunch was. Susie s husband is always there to support her: Greg tells me education would have no purpose if kids didnt start out ignorant. He seems to think that will keep me from strangling them. Yet she s always patient, even when strangers gawk at her and her five daughters and ask: Are they all yours , Are you done yet , Don t you have a TV Susie tells them that raising five girls isn t really so hard (at least not until they re teenagers). After all, Daughters dont have the same needs as sons. They can live for days on hors d oeuvres. So come along for a ride in Susie s full-size van as she faces the trials of Family Rosary and tangles with snide education experts, gruff confessors, and relatives who tell her it s time to wake up and join the real world. But Susie s already in the Real World: a happy Catholic family on its way to heaven! This item ships from multiple locations. Your book may arrive from Roseburg,OR, La Vergne,TN. Paperback. Bookseller Inventory # 9781928832195

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 20.83
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 3.95
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

10.

Susie Lloyd Author
Published by Sophia Institute Press
ISBN 10: 1928832199 ISBN 13: 9781928832195
New PAPERBACK Quantity Available: > 20
Seller
Russell Books
(Victoria, BC, Canada)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Sophia Institute Press. PAPERBACK. Book Condition: New. 1928832199 Special order direct from the distributor. Bookseller Inventory # ING9781928832195

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 19.14
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 7.00
From Canada to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

There are more copies of this book

View all search results for this book