Dear Wall Enthusiast,
If you are looking for some sort of decoration for the walls of your home or cell, you have picked up the wrong item entirely. Not only is this poster book far too heavy to be nailed to a wall, the images it contains are extremely depressing.
This book contains nothing but unnecessarily large photographs of distressing moments in the miserable lives of the three Baudelaire siblings. Even if you flip through the book as quickly as possible, you are likely to see images of a burnt-down house, a deadly snake, a bad play, and a notorious villain in a variety of badly tailored disguises. Your blank walls would be better off covered with a tapestry, a word which here means "an ugly piece of cloth too thin to use as a blanket and too large to use as a napkin."
I will spend the rest of my life staring at images like these in the cavernous room of my mind. You, however, are free to find more cheerful posters, perhaps displaying a fuzzy cat, a basket full of puppies, or a handful of flowers arranged in some sort of vase.
With all due respect,
"synopsis" may belong to another edition of this title.
Lemony Snicket is often despondent, mostly about his published research, which includes A Series of Unfortunate Events and The Composer Is Dead.
"About this title" may belong to another edition of this title.
Book Description HarperCollins 2004-10-26, 2004. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Pstr. 0060757337. Bookseller Inventory # Z0060757337ZN
Book Description HarperCollins, 2004. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Pstr. Bookseller Inventory # DADAX0060757337
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Book Description HarperCollins, 2004. Paperback. Book Condition: New. book. Bookseller Inventory # 0060757337
Book Description HarperCollins. PAPERBACK. Book Condition: New. 0060757337. Bookseller Inventory # 9780060757335
Book Description HarperCollins, 2004. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Bookseller Inventory # P110060757337