He's Just Not in the Stars: Wicked Astrology and Uncensored Advice for Getting the (Almost) Perfect Guy

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9780060887285: He's Just Not in the Stars: Wicked Astrology and Uncensored Advice for Getting the (Almost) Perfect Guy

He's Just Not in the Stars is a sinful combination of He's Just Not That into You, Sex and the City, and The Secret Language of Birthdays. If all is fair in love and war, this is the right ammunition. . . .

Hindsight is 20/20. Love is blind. With all that good and bad vision out there, who's gonna give you some serious insight?

Sex columnist and love astrology expert Jenni Kosarin is taking names and kicking astrological butt. . . . Flirt. Crush. Boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend. Husband. Whatever. What's his potential? What's he looking for? How do you fix things once you've messed up? Which sign will give you another chance and which won't? Find out his idiosyncrasies before you date him. Find out who's ready for a relationship and who'll still be hanging out in twentysomething bars in fifteen years. (Uh. Creepy.)

Here, get the scoop on how your man stacks up. Decipher. Crack the code. Get stellar advice.

The concept is revolutionary: Combine his Sun Sign with his Venus. That's all. No "rising signs," no tricking his mother into telling you what time he was born. No cookie-cutter generalizations. This book is frighteningly specific. Filled with sixty easy-to-follow combos, it's illustrated with ironic, gossip-filled, shocking real-life examples of famous celebs such as:

  • Colin Firth (Virgo, Venus in Libra): Virgo + Libra = sexy and subtle combo
  • Orlando Bloom (Capricorn, Venus in Pisces): Capricorn is all for security, Pisces is a full-on romantic = good guy
  • Chris Rock (Aquarius, Venus in Capricorn): Aquarius can be about partnership when Capricorn grounds it
  • Ethan Hawke (Scorpio, Venus in Scorpio): Ladykiller double sign combo
  • Antonio Banderas (Leo, Venus in Virgo): Hint: the Virgo makes him stay

. . . plus many, many others. By defining him in a way that's never been done before, He's Just Not in the Stars gives it to you straight. No tiptoeing around. No hugging and sharing. No coddling. Deal with it.

(Cue drum roll.) This is for the woman who wants to take charge of her own destiny. Is he in the stars? Time won't tell. Jenni Kosarin will.

He's Just Not in the Stars is the last hip, irreverent relationship book you'll ever want. Throw away the rest . . .

They're taking up space where your happily married pictures should go.

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About the Author:

Sex columnist and love astrology expert Jenni Kosarin is a native New Yorker who has also lived in Florence, Cancun, and Mexico City, where she learned from the wisdom passed down from generations of astrologers, the real deal. Her techniques are singular. She has written for USA Networks, is the author of five other nonfiction books, and has contributed to magazines such as First for Women, YM, Reader's Digest, and Glamour. Kosarin is a graduate of Cornell University and currently resides in New York City.

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