The Perfect Baby Handbook: A Guide for Excessively Motivated Parents

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New parents are hipper, more educated, and more sophisticated than ever, but they're also highly competitive--a lethal combination when turbocharged by the anxieties of raising a baby. And for many couples, it's not just any baby, but the perfect baby. These “excessively motivated” parents will not sabotage Junior's future by denying him Mandarin lessons, a nursery chandelier (just like the one Gwyneth's kids enjoy), or advanced infant yoga. A hilarious, highly visual satire of childrearing manuals, The Perfect Baby Handbook provides much-needed comic relief from the pressures of modern parenting, and gives comfort to moms and dads who can say with a sigh of relief, “At least, we're not this bad.”

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Dale Hrabi is a New York based writer and magazine editor who's held top positions at Details, Us Weekly, and Radar magazines, and contributed to ELLE, Wired, and The New York Times, among other major publications.

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“The perfect guide for all those new parents and parents-to-be who are starting to realize that the “perfect baby” may not, in fact, exist in nature. Delightfully absurd, thoroughly imaginative, and very funny.” (Christie Mellor, author of The Three-Martini Playdate)

“Hands down the funniest book about children that Spy magazine never wrote.” (Douglas Coupland)

“Brilliant! Must-read comic relief for anxious new moms and dads, and all the people who lovingly put up with us.” (Miranda Purves, Living Editor, ELLE)

“This hilarious, satirical look at super-parenting had me laughing so hard, I almost spilled my wine.” (Stefanie Wilder Taylor, author of Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay)

“Dale Hrabi’s Perfect Baby Handbook: Advice on ‘elevating your baby’s mind with unattractive Dutch toys’ and more.” (New York)

“The Perfect Baby Handbook is a satirical look at raising kids and the perfect antidote to your anxiety (since heavy drinking is out).” (Daily Candy Kids)

“The Perfect Baby Handbook is just what you need when the crushing sense of responsibility you feel when creating a life gets you down. This spoof on traditional baby guidebooks...[will] make you laugh out loud.” (Curve Magazine)

“In this age of competitive parenting, how do you make sure your baby comes out on top — and in the best outfit? . . . This not-so-serious approach to the all-encompassing baby guide gives anxious parents a little breathing room — and a laugh.” (UrbanBaby.com)

“In researching his satirical manual, The Perfect Baby Handbook...[which] details yuppie parent phenomena, Dale Hrabi found that sometimes the slightest intervention can help moms and dads see the absurdity of their ways.” (W Magazine)

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