The first book in the Bad Ideas Book Club, aptly named How to Eat an Airplane, explains: If you want to eat an airplane, there are a few things you should know. The truth is, most airplanes are too large to eat by yourself, so if you want to eat an airplane, you should have a party. It’s fact-based picture book fiction at its most absurd!
By crossing two unrelated topics—dinner etiquette and jet plane mechanics—How to Eat an Airplane creates an unexpected and absurdly funny experience for young readers. Inspired by the true story of Michel Lotito, who from 1978 to 1980 ate an entire Cessna 150 airplane and holds the Guinness World Record for Strangest Diet, the book covers everything from setting the table with forklifts and toasting with engine oil to fastening your seat belts at the table and taking a nice stretch in between courses—preferably on the airplane’s wings.
There’s a disclaimer included for anyone who believes the book is an actual guide—as well as four pages of fascinating and relevant airplane facts. Perfect for precocious readers and airplane lovers as well as teachers and parents looking to enjoy something unique and fun.
The Bad Ideas Book Club: Where the best ideas are bad ideas.
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Eat a what?
Eat an airplane.
How do you do that?
Have a dinner party, of course.
The Bad Idea Book Club proudly presents our first installment in a series of practical guides for doing the absurd.
Upcoming titles might or might not include:
How to Camp Underwater
How to Fold the Sun
How to Walk a Dump Truck
How to Catch a Piano
The Bad Idea Book Club: where the best ideas are bad ideas.
Peter Pearson spends most of his time pressed against the fence of the Minneapolis–St. Paul International Airport. He was almost kicked out of the children’s writing program at Hamline University for eating a teacher’s pencil, but fortunately they let him stay.
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Book Description Hardcover. Condition: new. Catusanu, Mircea (illustrator). Hardcover. "Airplane invitations are called tickets," says the narrator. "Make sure they're first-class." Our host is this dog, who explains: greet your guests at the gate and offer to stow their carry-on; you don't want it to be eaten by mistake. Readers are treated to this real-life dinner partycomplete with spoons, knives, and forkliftswhere toasts are made with glasses of jet fuel, seat belts are fastened at the table, the main course is the fuselage, and of course there's dessertan ice-cream truck.Inspired by Michel Lotito, who actually ate an entire Cessna, airplane facts are included in the back matter. Provides instructions for hosting a dinner party--following proper etiquette--at which one serves an airplane, beginning with the cockpit instruments and ending with the tail section. Includes facts about the various parts and how they function. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9780062320629
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