Do What the F**k I Say

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An illustrated tongue-in-cheek poem dealing with the problems of parenthood.

A poem for every parent pushed to the edge of sanity by their unruly offspring, Sebastian Melmoth II's J ust Do What The F**k I Say provides a uniquely irreverent perspective on the frustrations of parenthood. Narrated in Melmoth's inimitable, pithy style, the 18-stanza poem features 48 pages of dynamic colour illustrations.

A refreshingly frank and riotously funny depiction of the unspoken parental trials of frazzled fathers and maddened mums alike, Melmoth's poem is a breath of fresh air for any parent who has ever been tempted to tell their little darlings to Just Do What The F**k I Say.

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FELIX DENNIS was imprisoned in 1971 as co-editor of OZ magazine. After his acquittal on appeal, he founded his own magazine publishing company in 1973 and made millions with the sale of PC World and MacUser in the mid-eighties. Today, Dennis Publishing remains a privately owned company with headquarters in London and New York City. Titles include The Week, Auto Express, Maxim, Men's Fitness and Computer Shopper. Following a life-threatening illness, his first collection of poetry, A Glass Half Full, was published in 2004. His other interests include planting trees and he divides his time between homes in Warwickshire, London, New York, Connecticut and the Caribbean island of Mustique.

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