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BORAT: TOURISTIC GUIDINGS TO GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN
JAGSHEMASH! WELCOMES IN KAZAKHSTAN!
In coitus with Kazakh Minister of Information, telelviski journalist Borat Sagdiyev is take great pleasuring himself to present this touristic guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan–home to many many of Central Asia’s most highly respected sex criminals. This volume is showcase of all that is great of Kazakhstan–marvel at the statistic of Nurek Dam, make your childrens laugh with our jokes about jews and take a peekings inside brandnew Capitalist Supermall Viktor Hotelier’s Shopcity–3 stores and electrical staircare!!
Containings over half the photographs, maps and writings ever produced by Kazakhstan and printed on our finest grade paper (50% tree, 10% asbestos, 22% gypsy, 18% pubis)–this books will surely makings you visit Kazakhstan most urgently! You welcomes–we seeings you soon!
BORAT: TOURISTIC GUIDINGS TO MINOR NATION OF U.S. AND A.
Subsequents to worldwide successes of his blockbusterings moviefilm, Borat Sagdiyev–televiski journalist and 4th most famous person of Kazakhstan–have in associate with Ministry of Information produce this travel guidings journal to minor nation of US and A. This book a most sensible acquisition if you are think of travel to this country and will instruct you on all you needing know–from how to get cage of your wife through airport, to how to gain entry to an American vagine without spend money.
It also contain most explicit guidings to American peoples–did you know that there are over 1,000 of them with chocolate colour skin? And that it natural, not makeups!? Learn too of the great American cities–Washingtons DC, New York and Londons–and read truthful accounts of their landmarks: for examples, discover that in realitys, the World Trade Centers of New York City is not near so tall as they saying it is.
Containings many many photographs never before looked upon and writings of most splendid caliber, this book really is a very nice!
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This Book Really Is a Very Nice!
Tug on your snuggest swimsuit and get your papers in order: (in)famous international sojourner Borat Sagdiyev is here with the travel book of the year, BORAT: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Packed with helpful tips, BORAT offers off-the-beaten-path recommendations and "will instruct you on all you needing know" for your next family vacation, be it at home or abroad. Check out these images from the book:
BORAT SAGDIYEV is fourth most famous man in Kazakhstan and is proud to be son, brother and nephew of most eminent sex-criminal, Boltok The Rapist. He have zodiacs sign Potato and before become journalist televiski was work as icemaker, gypsycatcher and extractor of animal spermatozoa - he hold record in Pavlodar Province for Most Rapid Liquid Explosion of Goat. He achieve this in 7.3 second - "it easy, finger in anoos". Great Success!
BORAT SAGDIYEV have had hair on pubis for 35 harvest, he have correct number of limbs and chram thick like can of Pepsi. Borat is current marry to his third wife. First two is dead. He did not kill them.
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Book Description Flying Dolphin Press, 2007. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. New Condition, Hardcover Book, Bookseller Inventory # 1710150034
Book Description Flying Dolphin Press, 2007. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. New item. May have light shelf wear. Bookseller Inventory # 161218070
Book Description Flying Dolphin Press, 2007. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. book. Bookseller Inventory # M0385523467
Book Description Flying Dolphin Press, 2007. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. 1. Bookseller Inventory # DADAX0385523467
Book Description Flying Dolphin Press, 2007. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. Never used!. Bookseller Inventory # P110385523467
Book Description Flying Dolphin Press. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. 0385523467 New Condition. Bookseller Inventory # NEW7.0126333
Book Description NY: Doubleday / Flying Dolphin Press, 2007. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. Dust Jacket Condition: New. 1st Edition. First edition, FIRST PRINTING, SIGNED by BORAT (comedian Sacha Baron Cohen in character) directly on the half-title page (simply signed, not inscribed to anyone) at his only public appearance to promote this book; hardback in MINT condition (no marks/flaws, not book-club ed., not price-clipped, etc); comes with a GLOSSY PHOTO of Borat signing this book! Sacha Baron Cohen has recently announced that he has retired his Borat character from his repertoire, so signed copies such as this will become increasingly scarce. Signed by Author(s). Bookseller Inventory # 9193