Not Very Intelligent Design: On the origin, creation and evolution of the theory of intelligent design - Softcover

Ingman, Neel; Ingman, Mark

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0473433427 ISBN 13: 9780473433420

Publisher: Palaceno House, 2018

Synopsis

10 amazing things concerning this book -

1. The Intelligent Designer created reading glasses so that all humans could read this book.
2. Humans need haircuts. Cat hair stops growing at exactly the right length.
3. Humans have butt crack hair because the Intelligent Designer decided that your bottom would be too hygienic and too easy to clean without it.
4. Humans sometimes choke to death. Dolphins don't. They have a separate breathing tube.
5. Humans who seriously believe in creation theory will not enjoy this book.
6. The bit in this book about an amputee soldier who loses his second hand in a blender whilst on a bender in Bali may contain traces of fiction.
7. The Intelligent Designer decided that human limbs should not regrow after amputation. Salamanders on the other hand...
8. The bit about a poop in a public pool that leads to mass murder may not be completely true.
9. If you believe that God's on your side, don't read this book.
10. The Intelligent Designer created special, lethal diseases which are transmitted during acts of procreation. Mysterious or perverse?

About this title

About the Author

Neel Ingman is a writer and blogger who vividly remembers the fear of being a young boy who was taught to believe that God could read everybody's mind.

He also remembers the terror of having swearwords arrive unbidden into his consciousness whilst sitting in church. Along with merely thinking of the forbidden words came the urge to shout them out. A temptation he struggled successfully to resist. At least in church.

From the Back Cover

Full of so-called "common sense" reasoning that no person of faith would ever fall for. Send donations.
Joel Ostleen

Blasphemy. The Devil's handiwork. Books like this should be illegal. Send donations.
Ken Harm

This bok is not funny, and not intellectuel either. Their is no way it make's sense. Send donations. (sic)
Billy Grahame Jnr

Certainly gets you thinking. Send Donations.
Pope Francis

Best book I've ever read. And I've read all the best books. Many, many books. Greatest books. Books like nobody's ever seen. Believe me. Send donations
Donald F Trump

Risible bullshit from start to finish.
God

What God says.
Holy Ghost

We are not amused.
Jesus H Christ

I don't know if it's meant to be funny, but it's not.
Jesus F Christ

Best book since On the Origin of Species.
Charlize Darwin

Edition details

• Publisher: Palaceno House
• Publication date: 2018
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 0473433427
• ISBN 13: 9780473433420
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 203