David Letterman's New Book of Top Ten Lists: and Wedding Dress Patterns for the Husky Bride

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10. “Don’t bother wrapping it. I’ll eat it here.”
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8. “MEEEEOW!! You sell books to kitties, don’t you?”
7. “Whoa! You must go to Letterman’s barber.”
6. “You know, they really ought to do one of those Cops-type shows about bookstore clerks.”
5. “I was going to shoplift this book, but my pants are already full of supermarket steaks.”
4. “Do you have a bag or something? I don’t want anyone to see me with this.”
3. “If this book gives me a paper cut, I’m suing your sorry ass.”
2. “Can you Super Size this?”
1. “You gotta sell me some diphthongs, man! I’m Hooked on Phonics!”

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