Too Old to be a Hooker, Too Young to be a Madam

3.86 avg rating
( 22 ratings by Goodreads )
 
9780615440217: Too Old to be a Hooker, Too Young to be a Madam
View all copies of this ISBN edition:
 
 

A novel inspired by true events is a racy fantasia. It’s a vivid portrait of April Moon, the charismatic Jewish American temptress born and bred in Beverly Hills, seduced by the lure of Laurel Canyon. Join the original flower child and her extra wannabe starlet party princesses on their journey of dangerous liaisons with the bold, the buffed and the beautiful. Antonio, the cross-dressing, Eurotrash mambo king from Madrid, a combination of a stallion and a pit bull; Diva Boy, an outrageous disco dolly; her certifiable rich mother; Christopher, the eccentric artistic director perv whose family tree is soaked in gin; Lust, a bizarre porn star and a jock named Patrick, hot, hung, eye candy from Orange County. You'll share April's bizarre adventures as a stunt girl, her experiences inside of a trendy drug and alcohol rehab center in Malibu, a psyche ward, and a Mexican jail. After a startling revelation April Moon emerges from her cocoon of multifaceted personalities bursting upon the literary scene. Can she reinvent herself one last time?

"synopsis" may belong to another edition of this title.

About the Author:

Former Cosmopolitan Magazine Playgirl of the Year, Elissa Eaton has worked as a Hollywood stunt girl, lived on King's Road in London, travelled the globe as a syndicated Theater, Film and Society columnist, and was a resort and food critic for such publications as The Beverly Hills Post, LA Restaurant Magazine, Hot Spots Magazine, Century City News, Spotlight Casting, The Movie Gazette, and numerous others. Theater productions include Theater 40 in Bevelry Hills, The Cast Theater, First Stage, The Santa Monica Playhouse, Group Repertory Theater, and other prestigious venues. Eaton has filmed with many famous directors, Ken Russell and Robert Altman among others. She has also produced her award winning plays throughout Los Angeles. Too Old To Be A Hooker, To Young To Be A Madam was created at The Writer’s Program at UCLA.

"About this title" may belong to another edition of this title.

Top Search Results from the AbeBooks Marketplace

1.

Eaton, Elissa
Published by Oral Canyon International Publications (2011)
ISBN 10: 0615440215 ISBN 13: 9780615440217
New Quantity Available: > 20
Print on Demand
Seller:
Pbshop
(Wood Dale, IL, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Oral Canyon International Publications, 2011. PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from US within 10 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000. Seller Inventory # IQ-9780615440217

More information about this seller | Contact this seller

Buy New
US$ 12.97
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 3.99
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

2.

Elissa Eaton
Published by Oral Canyon International Publications
ISBN 10: 0615440215 ISBN 13: 9780615440217
New Paperback Quantity Available: > 20
Seller:
BuySomeBooks
(Las Vegas, NV, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Oral Canyon International Publications. Paperback. Condition: New. 398 pages. Dimensions: 8.5in. x 5.5in. x 0.9in.A novel inspired by true events is a racy fantasia. Its a vivid portrait of April Moon, the charismatic Jewish American temptress born and bred in Beverly Hills, seduced by the lure of Laurel Canyon. Join the original flower child and her extra wannabe starlet party princesses on their journey of dangerous liaisons with the bold, the buffed and the beautiful. Antonio, the cross-dressing, Eurotrash mambo king from Madrid, a combination of a stallion and a pit bull; Diva Boy, an outrageous disco dolly; her certifiable rich mother; Christopher, the eccentric artistic director perv whose family tree is soaked in gin; Lust, a bizarre porn star and a jock named Patrick, hot, hung, eye candy from Orange County. Youll share Aprils bizarre adventures as a stunt girl, her experiences inside of a trendy drug and alcohol rehab center in Malibu, a psyche ward, and a Mexican jail. After a startling revelation April Moon emerges from her cocoon of multifaceted personalities bursting upon the literary scene. Can she reinvent herself one last time This item ships from multiple locations. Your book may arrive from Roseburg,OR, La Vergne,TN. Paperback. Seller Inventory # 9780615440217

More information about this seller | Contact this seller

Buy New
US$ 19.40
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

3.

Elissa Eaton
Published by Oral Canyon International Publications, United States (2011)
ISBN 10: 0615440215 ISBN 13: 9780615440217
New Paperback Quantity Available: 10
Print on Demand
Seller:
Book Depository International
(London, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Oral Canyon International Publications, United States, 2011. Paperback. Condition: New. Language: English . Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****. A novel inspired by true events is a racy fantasia. It s a vivid portrait of April Moon, the charismatic Jewish American temptress born and bred in Beverly Hills, seduced by the lure of Laurel Canyon. Join the original flower child and her extra wannabe starlet party princesses on their journey of dangerous liaisons with the bold, the buffed and the beautiful. Antonio, the cross-dressing, Eurotrash mambo king from Madrid, a combination of a stallion and a pit bull; Diva Boy, an outrageous disco dolly; her certifiable rich mother; Christopher, the eccentric artistic director perv whose family tree is soaked in gin; Lust, a bizarre porn star and a jock named Patrick, hot, hung, eye candy from Orange County. You ll share April s bizarre adventures as a stunt girl, her experiences inside of a trendy drug and alcohol rehab center in Malibu, a psyche ward, and a Mexican jail. After a startling revelation April Moon emerges from her cocoon of multifaceted personalities bursting upon the literary scene. Can she reinvent herself one last time?. Seller Inventory # APC9780615440217

More information about this seller | Contact this seller

Buy New
US$ 19.56
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

4.

Elissa Eaton
Published by Oral Canyon International Publications, United States (2011)
ISBN 10: 0615440215 ISBN 13: 9780615440217
New Paperback Quantity Available: 10
Print on Demand
Seller:
The Book Depository
(London, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Oral Canyon International Publications, United States, 2011. Paperback. Condition: New. Language: English . Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****.A novel inspired by true events is a racy fantasia. It s a vivid portrait of April Moon, the charismatic Jewish American temptress born and bred in Beverly Hills, seduced by the lure of Laurel Canyon. Join the original flower child and her extra wannabe starlet party princesses on their journey of dangerous liaisons with the bold, the buffed and the beautiful. Antonio, the cross-dressing, Eurotrash mambo king from Madrid, a combination of a stallion and a pit bull; Diva Boy, an outrageous disco dolly; her certifiable rich mother; Christopher, the eccentric artistic director perv whose family tree is soaked in gin; Lust, a bizarre porn star and a jock named Patrick, hot, hung, eye candy from Orange County. You ll share April s bizarre adventures as a stunt girl, her experiences inside of a trendy drug and alcohol rehab center in Malibu, a psyche ward, and a Mexican jail. After a startling revelation April Moon emerges from her cocoon of multifaceted personalities bursting upon the literary scene. Can she reinvent herself one last time?. Seller Inventory # APC9780615440217

More information about this seller | Contact this seller

Buy New
US$ 20.19
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

5.

Eaton, Elissa
Published by Oral Canyon International Publications
ISBN 10: 0615440215 ISBN 13: 9780615440217
New PAPERBACK Quantity Available: > 20
Seller:
Russell Books
(Victoria, BC, Canada)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Oral Canyon International Publications. PAPERBACK. Condition: New. 0615440215 Special order direct from the distributor. Seller Inventory # ING9780615440217

More information about this seller | Contact this seller

Buy New
US$ 16.82
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 7.00
From Canada to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

6.

Eaton, Elissa
Published by Oral Canyon International Publications
ISBN 10: 0615440215 ISBN 13: 9780615440217
New Softcover Quantity Available: 1
Seller:
Ohmsoft LLC
(Lake Forest, IL, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Oral Canyon International Publications. Condition: New. Paperback. Worldwide shipping. FREE fast shipping inside USA (express 2-3 day delivery also available). Tracking service included. Ships from United States of America. Seller Inventory # 0615440215

More information about this seller | Contact this seller

Buy New
US$ 24.09
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

7.

Eaton, Elissa
Published by Oral Canyon International Publications (2011)
ISBN 10: 0615440215 ISBN 13: 9780615440217
New Quantity Available: > 20
Print on Demand
Seller:
Books2Anywhere
(Fairford, GLOS, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Oral Canyon International Publications, 2011. PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Delivered from our UK warehouse in 3 to 5 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000. Seller Inventory # IQ-9780615440217

More information about this seller | Contact this seller

Buy New
US$ 14.19
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 12.53
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

8.

Eaton, Elissa
Published by Oral Canyon International Publ (2017)
ISBN 10: 0615440215 ISBN 13: 9780615440217
New Paperback Quantity Available: 2
Print on Demand
Seller:
Murray Media
(North Miami Beach, FL, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Oral Canyon International Publ, 2017. Paperback. Condition: New. Never used! This item is printed on demand. Seller Inventory # P110615440215

More information about this seller | Contact this seller

Buy New
US$ 42.98
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 1.99
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

9.

Eaton, Elissa
Published by Oral Canyon International Publications
ISBN 10: 0615440215 ISBN 13: 9780615440217
New PAPERBACK Quantity Available: 1
Seller:
Cloud 9 Books
(Wellington, FL, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Oral Canyon International Publications. PAPERBACK. Condition: New. 0615440215 New Condition. Seller Inventory # NEW7.1971680

More information about this seller | Contact this seller

Buy New
US$ 59.99
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 4.99
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds