This book contains a collection of experiences, stories and other various lies accumulated during a career in the Patrol. What did the Patrol used to be like? Why are "Old Patrol" agents the way they are? These questions, and others, will be answered for the Trainees or junior agents. For the senior agents, "Remember that time...?" and "Man, I wish it was like it was back then..." are extensively covered in story form. What happens when you rope a wild Javelina? What happens when you fire an M-4 from the crotch? Why does everything and everybody have a nickname? Regardless of your position - PA or not - you will be back and forth between laughing and cussing throughout the book. Enjoy the read and by all means... Stay Safe Out There!
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If yer not a PA, this book might not be for you! If, however, you have devoted a majority of yer life to that amazing, life-sucking, personal-life defying Agency known as "The Patrol", then you might enjoy spendin' some time here. Nothing inside is guaranteed to be 100% factual. You be the judge.
One thing is guaranteed... you'll find a couple hours of giggles and reminiscing. Mixed in, you'll find some time to moan and complain. Trust me, I know, I've been there, that's why I wrote this book to begin with.
So sit back and relax. Try to take it easy for a minute (if yer a PA... then yer good at that!), and take a trip down memory lane. Who knows, you might find someone in here that you know. Or, if you have my luck, you might find YOURSELF in here.
Have fun and remember, I NEVER TOLD YOU NONE OF THIS!
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