Sex. Bondage. Bagels.When college senior Anatevka Stein meets bagel tycoon Chaim Silver, she encounters a mensch like none she has ever known— brilliant, lecherous and reeking of herring. The combination is impossible to resist. Chaim wants her too, subject to conditions spelled out in a Kinky Ketubah. What sexual techniques will he teach her in his Blue Room of Broadloom? Why is the first night of Passover with Chaim truly different from all other nights? And why does he play such sorrowful music on his accordion? Is it because of the wedgies he received at Jewish summer camp?Erotic, exotic and Ashkenazic, this passionate love story will touch your heart, stir your soul, and stay with you forever, not unlike a homemade matzah ball. Bonus! Includes selections from Volume II: Fifty Shades Meshuggener and Volume III: Fifty Shades Fried Latkes.This book is intended for mature and somewhat immature readers.
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E.L. Jamesbergstein is a writer and balaboosta based in Brooklyn, New York. From early childhood, she dreamed of creating stories that readers would fall in love with, but put those dreams on hold to write this book. She is currently working on a Jewish cookbook for vampires.
"You couldn't put down the original, now pick up the Jewish version....It is sure to leave you verklempt with passion!"
-- Jewitup.com, 10/09/13
"Fifty Shades of Oy Vey: 'So erotic, you'll plotz.' Mystery book fairy, we thank you."
-- Tablet Magazine @tabletmag, 10/1/2013
"While I know I should be offended and appalled...I was amused. Instead of Anatasia's 'inner goddess,' Anatevka has an 'inner yenta.' Billed as 'so erotic, you'll plotz,' it's an entertaining parody."
- Life Is Like a Library, 11/14/2013
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