Hey. Hey, you. Yeah, you. The one with the keyboard. Im so glad you clicked on my book. I wrote it so youd read it.
Now, heres where Im supposed to say all kinds of hip, Whoopi-esque stuff to get you to buy it. Clicking on it is just the first step. Buying itthats a whole other contract.
So this is when we seal the deal, when I tell you, in my own inimitable way, how uproarious and provocative this book is, how out there, and cutting edge, and whatever else I can think to throw into the mix. Or, I could say things like, Not since War and Peace... or Move over, Alice Walker... or This book does for the written word what Pat Boone did for heavy metal....
Well, come on now. Lets face it, if this book were all those things, itd be a novel, and I wouldnt resort to such low tactics. Youd just buy it and move on, or wait for someone to turn it into a movie. So Ill give it to you straight. This book doesnt suck. Itll make you laughmaybe not out loud, but in that place deep down where you know a good joke when you hear one. Itll make you thinkalso not out loud, because, you know, thatd be a little strange. Hell, it might even get you to reconsider a few things, and consider a few others for the first time.
You can take this book to bed, or to the beach, and it wont ask you to swallow, or rub lotion on its back. It doesnt cost a whole lot of money. And (best of all!) its collectible. Buy a fewone to read and a couple more to set aside for your retirement, cause these suckers are gonna go up in value like nobodys business. Trust me on this. One to read, and a couple more to set aside. You wont be sorry.
And neither will I.
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Whoopi Goldberg has starred in numerous films, on Broadway, and on television. She has won countless awards, among them an Oscar, two Golden Globes, a Grammy, and four NAACP Image Awards. A cofounder of Comic Relief, Goldberg is well known for her humanitarian efforts on behalf of children and the homeless and in the battles against AIDS and substance abuse.
Whoopi Goldberg is not her real name.Review:
There are glimpses of the intense autobiography this could have been--tell us more about those childhood trips to Coney Island, tell us more about those years as a single mother on welfare. -- Entertainment Weekly
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Book Description William Morrow & Company, New York, New York, U.S.A., 1997. Hard Cover. Book Condition: New. Dust Jacket Condition: New. First Edition. Hey, Hey, you. Yeah, you. The one with the book. I'm so glad you picked it up. I wrote it so you'd read it. Now, here's where I'm supposed to say all kinds of hip, Whoopi-esque stuff to get you to buy it. Picking it up is just the first step. Buying it - that's a whole other contract. So I'll give it to you straight. The book doesn't suck. It'll make you laugh - maybe not out loud, but in that place deep down where you know a good joke when you hear one. It'll make you think - also not out loud, because, you know, that'd be a little strange. Hell, it might even get you to reconsider a few things, and consider a few others for the first time. Bookseller Inventory # 000281
Book Description William Morrow, 1997. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. 1st. Bookseller Inventory # DADAX068815252X
Book Description William Morrow, 1997. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. Bookseller Inventory # P11068815252X
Book Description William Morrow. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. 068815252X New Condition. Bookseller Inventory # NEW6.1797677