Wol-vriey Vegan Vampire Vaginas

ISBN 13: 9780692203972

Vegan Vampire Vaginas

3.86 avg rating
( 35 ratings by Goodreads )
 
9780692203972: Vegan Vampire Vaginas

From the man who brought you VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and BOSTON POSH, comes...

VEGAN VAMPIRE VAGINAS

The biggest bank heist in US history. And Tom Palmer can't remember pulling it off. And no, this isn't your standard case of amnesia.

After a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, Boston salesman Tom Palmer wakes up with a vagina implanted in his left hand.

Then his day gets worse:

Tom is transported across space-time to a nightmare version of Boston, one where the Bizarro virus has transformed half the population into cannibals.

Worst of all, Tom discovers that in this new Boston, he's the infamous gangster Pussypalm, wanted for robbing the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston a year ago.

He also learns that the vagina in his hand is prophetic, i.e. it talks . . . after sex.

With 130 people left dead during his bank heist and six billion dollars missing, Tom knows he's living on borrowed time. It is in his best interests not to remember anything. Because once he does . . .

But then everything gets so much odder. Tom begins remembering what has to be someone else's life. Or is it?

Vegan Vampire Vaginas: A mind-bending trip through Bizarro America!

"synopsis" may belong to another edition of this title.

About the Author:

Wol-vriey is Nigerian, and quite tall. He currently resides in a state of uneasy stalemate with his threatening-to-thin-beyond-redemption hair, and believes there actually are things that go bump in the night. Wol-vriey recycles the ridiculous into reasonable reality for the reader. His WEIRRRD philosophy? WEIRRRD = Warp/Write Everything into Realistic Ridiculous Readable Distorted Dream Dimension Descriptions. Wol-vriey is the author of “Vegan Zombie Apocalypse,” “Boston Posh,” and "Vegan Vampire Vaginas" published by Burning Bulb Publishing and “The Bizarro Story of I,” “Alice’s Adventures in Steamland: The Clockwork Goddess,” “Chainsaw Cop Corpse,” “Meat Suitcase,” and “Guiltessa Dolores” published by other imprints. His short story Forever Ago Sunshine appears in “The Big Book of Bizarro” and his novella Big Trouble In Little Ass appears in “Westward Hoes,” also by Burning Bulb Publishing.

"About this title" may belong to another edition of this title.

Top Search Results from the AbeBooks Marketplace

1.

Wol-Vriey
Published by Burning Bulb Publishing (2014)
ISBN 10: 0692203974 ISBN 13: 9780692203972
New Quantity Available: > 20
Print on Demand
Seller:
Pbshop
(Wood Dale, IL, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Burning Bulb Publishing, 2014. PAP. Book Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from US within 10 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000. Bookseller Inventory # IQ-9780692203972

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 17.89
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 3.99
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

2.

Wol-vriey
ISBN 10: 0692203974 ISBN 13: 9780692203972
New Quantity Available: 5
Seller:
ReadWhiz
(Portland, OR, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Book Condition: New. Bookseller Inventory # ria9780692203972_ing

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 23.74
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

3.

Wol-vriey
Published by Burning Bulb Publishing
ISBN 10: 0692203974 ISBN 13: 9780692203972
New PAPERBACK Quantity Available: > 20
Seller:
Russell Books
(Victoria, BC, Canada)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Burning Bulb Publishing. PAPERBACK. Book Condition: New. 0692203974 Special order direct from the distributor. Bookseller Inventory # ING9780692203972

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 22.49
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 7.00
From Canada to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

4.

Wol-Vriey
Published by Burning Bulb Publishing (2014)
ISBN 10: 0692203974 ISBN 13: 9780692203972
New Quantity Available: > 20
Print on Demand
Seller:
Books2Anywhere
(Fairford, GLOS, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Burning Bulb Publishing, 2014. PAP. Book Condition: New. New Book. Delivered from our UK warehouse in 4 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000. Bookseller Inventory # IQ-9780692203972

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 23.18
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 11.88
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

5.

Wol-vriey
Published by Burning Bulb Publishing (2014)
ISBN 10: 0692203974 ISBN 13: 9780692203972
New Paperback Quantity Available: 1
Seller:
Irish Booksellers
(Rumford, ME, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Burning Bulb Publishing, 2014. Paperback. Book Condition: New. book. Bookseller Inventory # M0692203974

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 39.12
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

6.

Wol-Vriey
Published by Burning Bulb Publishing, United States (2014)
ISBN 10: 0692203974 ISBN 13: 9780692203972
New Paperback Quantity Available: 10
Print on Demand
Seller:
The Book Depository US
(London, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Burning Bulb Publishing, United States, 2014. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Language: English . Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****. From the man who brought you VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and BOSTON POSH, comes. VEGAN VAMPIRE VAGINAS The biggest bank heist in US history. And Tom Palmer can t remember pulling it off. And no, this isn t your standard case of amnesia. After a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, Boston salesman Tom Palmer wakes up with a vagina implanted in his left hand. Then his day gets worse: Tom is transported across space-time to a nightmare version of Boston, one where the Bizarro virus has transformed half the population into cannibals. Worst of all, Tom discovers that in this new Boston, he s the infamous gangster Pussypalm, wanted for robbing the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston a year ago. He also learns that the vagina in his hand is prophetic, i.e. it talks . . . after sex. With 130 people left dead during his bank heist and six billion dollars missing, Tom knows he s living on borrowed time. It is in his best interests not to remember anything. Because once he does . . . But then everything gets so much odder. Tom begins remembering what has to be someone else s life. Or is it? Vegan Vampire Vaginas: A mind-bending trip through Bizarro America!. Bookseller Inventory # APC9780692203972

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 45.71
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

7.

Wol-vriey
Published by Burning Bulb Publishing (2017)
ISBN 10: 0692203974 ISBN 13: 9780692203972
New Paperback Quantity Available: 2
Print on Demand
Seller:
Murray Media
(North Miami Beach, FL, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Burning Bulb Publishing, 2017. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Never used! This item is printed on demand. Bookseller Inventory # P110692203974

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 44.14
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 1.99
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

8.

Wol-Vriey
Published by Burning Bulb Publishing, United States (2014)
ISBN 10: 0692203974 ISBN 13: 9780692203972
New Paperback Quantity Available: 10
Print on Demand
Seller:
The Book Depository
(London, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Burning Bulb Publishing, United States, 2014. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Language: English . Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****.From the man who brought you VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and BOSTON POSH, comes. VEGAN VAMPIRE VAGINAS The biggest bank heist in US history. And Tom Palmer can t remember pulling it off. And no, this isn t your standard case of amnesia. After a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, Boston salesman Tom Palmer wakes up with a vagina implanted in his left hand. Then his day gets worse: Tom is transported across space-time to a nightmare version of Boston, one where the Bizarro virus has transformed half the population into cannibals. Worst of all, Tom discovers that in this new Boston, he s the infamous gangster Pussypalm, wanted for robbing the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston a year ago. He also learns that the vagina in his hand is prophetic, i.e. it talks . . . after sex. With 130 people left dead during his bank heist and six billion dollars missing, Tom knows he s living on borrowed time. It is in his best interests not to remember anything. Because once he does . . . But then everything gets so much odder. Tom begins remembering what has to be someone else s life. Or is it? Vegan Vampire Vaginas: A mind-bending trip through Bizarro America!. Bookseller Inventory # APC9780692203972

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 47.18
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds