The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said

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Yes, they really said that. Politicians, perhaps a bit too truthful ("There are a lot of things we do that are irrelevant, but that's what the Senate is for," Senator Alan Simpson). Ineffective supermarket promotions ("Buy 3, Get 0 Free"). What not to put on a résumé (I would like to work for a company that is very lax.

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April 6, 2002 - ON GREAT MOMENTS IN POLITICAL SPEECHES: Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists. - Vice President Dan Quayle

April 28, 2002 - ON PLAYERS WHO'LL PROBABLY WIND UP ON THE DISABLED LIST: He's one of the hardest workers on this team. He's had his ear to the grindstone all season." - sportscaster Mike Shannon

August 27, 2002 - ON VERY GOOD ADVICE: From now on, whenever you talk to you, keep your mouth shut. - movie mogul Sam Goldwyn to writers during a script conference

September 11, 2002 - ON FREEBIES, COSTLY: FREE $2 CATALOG! - magazine advertisement (thanks to David Thompson)

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