A silly and funny anthology of things a mom will never ever tell her child
Don't go to bed so early! Said no mother ever! Can you imagine your mom saying this, or suggesting you don't need to use a tissue when you could use your sleeve instead? In this comical look at all of the things a mom is never likely to say, kids and parents alike will laugh out loud at what might happen if Mom stops being Mom.
This tender and humorous ode to mothers is delivered through the eyes of a little boy and his cat, the true hero of the book, and moms and kids will bond over these amusing scenarios that end with a message of love.
So get ready for story time reading to get a little silly with these hilarious everyday sentences that are the exact opposite of what you would expect a mom to repeat.
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Noé Carlain has two heads and four hands, and he loves Belgian chocolate. One of his heads is bubbling with ideas and the other brings poetry, love, and emotion. That's right, Noé Carlain is two people: Carl Norac and Alain Grousset. They are also the coauthors of All the Things Santa Claus Will Never Do, All the Things a Teacher Will Never Say, and All the Things Dad Will Always Say.
Ronan Badel was born in Brittany, France, and lives in Vannes. A graduate of Decorative Arts of Strasbourg, he began writing and illustrating children's books, publishing his first book in 1998. He is the illustrator of All the Things Santa Claus Will Never Do, All the Things a Teacher Will Never Say, All the Things Dad Will Always Say, and The Wolf Will Not Come (Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review and Book of the Year).
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Hardcover. Condition: Very Good. No Jacket. Badel, Ronan (illustrator). Former library book; Missing dust jacket; May have limited writing in cover pages. Pages are unmarked. ~ ThriftBooks: Read More, Spend Less. Seller Inventory # G076436331XI4N11
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Hardcover. Condition: Very Good. No Jacket. Badel, Ronan (illustrator). May have limited writing in cover pages. Pages are unmarked. ~ ThriftBooks: Read More, Spend Less. Seller Inventory # G076436331XI4N00
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Hardcover. Condition: Fair. No Jacket. Badel, Ronan (illustrator). Former library book; Readable copy. Pages may have considerable notes/highlighting. ~ ThriftBooks: Read More, Spend Less. Seller Inventory # G076436331XI5N10
Seller: Bay State Book Company, North Smithfield, RI, U.S.A.
Condition: good. Badel, Ronan (illustrator). The book is in good condition with all pages and cover intact, including the dust jacket if originally issued. The spine may show light wear. Pages may contain some notes or highlighting, and there might be a "From the library of" label. Boxed set packaging, shrink wrap, or included media like CDs may be missing. Seller Inventory # BSM.Y9HT
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Condition: Very Good. Badel, Ronan (illustrator). Great shape! Has a publisher remainder mark. hardcover Used - Very Good 2022. Seller Inventory # BB-117332
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Hardcover. Condition: Very Good. Badel, Ronan (illustrator). Seller Inventory # mon0003023546
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Hardcover. Condition: Fine. Badel, Ronan (illustrator). Seller Inventory # mon0003314361
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Condition: As New. Badel, Ronan (illustrator). Unread book in perfect condition. Seller Inventory # 43711565
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HRD. Condition: New. Badel, Ronan (illustrator). New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000. Seller Inventory # GZ-9780764363313