Deer Avenger: A Parody - Now the Deer is the Hunter

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9780784915806: Deer Avenger: A Parody - Now the Deer is the Hunter

HEADS UP HUNTERS -- THIS DEER IS PACKING HEAT!

It's payback time and deer hunters everywhere are going to get what's coming. You are the deer. Armed with your choice of an M-16, a Bazooka or a sling-shot full of special deer pellets, you're the meanest kick-ass stag in the forest.

The season never closes and big-belly trophy hunting has never been better. Lure hunters into the open with guaranteed mating calls such as "Help, I'm naked and I have a pizza."

TIE THAT BIG OLD REDNECK TO YOUR RACK!

From trailer parks in West Virginia to the winter wonderland of Minnesota, you can stalk everything from a cuss'n bourbon-guzzler to a proud Connecticut Yuppie in full-court Eddie Bauer.

Virtual environments so realistic you can smell the stale beer.

SPECIAL DEER WEAPONS:

  • M-16: Gives the hunters a taste of their own medicine
  • Slingshot: ammo consists of hard and soft deer pellets -- a total surprise
  • Bazooka: time to stop kidding around

    SPECIAL HUNTER STALKING DEVICES:

    • More than a dozen genuine hunter calls including "Free Beer Here" and "Help, I'm naked and I have a pizza."
    • Deer Farts -- get up-wind and smoke 'em out
    • Binoculars and scopes -- just like the ones hunters use on deer. No wonder they never miss!

    THE DEER'S FAVORITE HUNTING LOCATIONS

  • West Virginia: get them redneck hunters before their bladders burst
  • Connecticut: track yuppie hunters, too dumb to stay in their SUVs
  • Minnesota in Winter: took at the goofy hats on those fellars!

    HASTA LA VISTA VENISON-EATER!


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  • Windows® 95 or 98
  • 16MB of RAM
  • 4x CD-ROM drive
  • Sound-blaster compatible sound card
  • 640 x 480 color capable monitor, 256 colors or better
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