Celibacy Is Better Than Really Bad Sex: And Other Rules for Singlewomen

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Which is better...

(a) Celibacy? -or-

(b) Really Bad Sex?

The correct answer?

A good book.

Like this one.

Which lets you laugh (or cry) about dating dilemmas even 'Hard Copy' won't touch.

Like...

- Singles Bars: why you should never accept a flaming drink from a flaming idiot.

- Dress Codes: how to master Spandex -- and other "HEY BABY" fibers.

- Lounge Lizards: why every barstool should come with an ejection seat.

- Blind Dates: if you wear matching underwear, your expectations are too high.

- His 'Ex': You have met the enemy, and it is his Ex-LIFE.

- Sexual Peak: Why it occurs at the exact moment gravity takes control of your rear end.

For every bad date, there's a reason for "Celibacy Is Better Than Really Bad Sex."

It'll always be there for you in the morning - without expecting breakfast!

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Excerpt. Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.:

"If He's Not Shaving After The First Year, Neither Should You."

To single women, dating the same guy for a year means we begin to think about him as a life partner. We're free to express our hopes, dreams and fears without insecurity. We develop a bond that transcends space and time.

To a man, a yearlong relationship means he no longer has to change his underwear on a regular basis.

So as a public service, we offer you the "'Heat 'Em Up' After One Year Defense Guide"

In order to heat him up, you -- Dance naked on top of the TV.
In response, he -- Voices concern about the reception.

You -- Have a spree at Victoria's Secret.
He -- Dozes off before you get the teddy snapped.

You -- Plan a romantic picnic.
He -- Complains about the pollen count.

You -- Write him a seductive note.
He -- Uses the back of it to record mileage.

You -- Get a new haircut, lose five pounds, buy a new outfit.
He -- Says you look tired.

You -- Buy a billboard proclaiming your love for him.
He -- Discovers an alternate route to work.

You -- Ask him why he doesn't love you anymore.
He -- Looks baffled and dozes off.

Review:

The Murphy's Laws of dating. -- New Orleans Times-Picayune

Useful advice for the single woman. -- Indianapolis News

Wryly humorous. -- Providence Journal-Bulletin

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