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Which is better...
(a) Celibacy? -or-
(b) Really Bad Sex?
The correct answer?
A good book.
Like this one.
Which lets you laugh (or cry) about dating dilemmas even 'Hard Copy' won't touch.
- Singles Bars: why you should never accept a flaming drink from a flaming idiot.
- Dress Codes: how to master Spandex -- and other "HEY BABY" fibers.
- Lounge Lizards: why every barstool should come with an ejection seat.
- Blind Dates: if you wear matching underwear, your expectations are too high.
- His 'Ex': You have met the enemy, and it is his Ex-LIFE.
- Sexual Peak: Why it occurs at the exact moment gravity takes control of your rear end.
For every bad date, there's a reason for "Celibacy Is Better Than Really Bad Sex."
It'll always be there for you in the morning - without expecting breakfast!
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"If He's Not Shaving After The First Year, Neither Should You."
To single women, dating the same guy for a year means we begin to think about him as a life partner. We're free to express our hopes, dreams and fears without insecurity. We develop a bond that transcends space and time.
To a man, a yearlong relationship means he no longer has to change his underwear on a regular basis.
So as a public service, we offer you the "'Heat 'Em Up' After One Year Defense Guide"
In order to heat him up, you -- Dance naked on top of the TV.
In response, he -- Voices concern about the reception.
You -- Have a spree at Victoria's Secret.
He -- Dozes off before you get the teddy snapped.
You -- Plan a romantic picnic.
He -- Complains about the pollen count.
You -- Write him a seductive note.
He -- Uses the back of it to record mileage.
You -- Get a new haircut, lose five pounds, buy a new outfit.
He -- Says you look tired.
You -- Buy a billboard proclaiming your love for him.
He -- Discovers an alternate route to work.
You -- Ask him why he doesn't love you anymore.
He -- Looks baffled and dozes off.
The Murphy's Laws of dating. -- New Orleans Times-Picayune
Useful advice for the single woman. -- Indianapolis News
Wryly humorous. -- Providence Journal-Bulletin
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