Quirky Claus: The Masterfully Madcap Mishaps of an Impossibly Incompetent Santa!

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*The earliest ambition I recall having was to join the noble ranks of the army. Hold on... I am getting there! But only the second, at the tender age of six years old on a family walk 'was to actually be a writer,' and this came upon myself with more a profound sense of vocation - than just about anything 'before or since,' I have ever experienced in the entirety of my life. In actuality, a fortune teller - and here is where it gets all mysterious and ethereal - cue a 'rolling pall of fog and strange howls' erupting from the encroaching dark of the night! I digress somewhat... Nevertheless, I had not told anyone at this stage of my ambition; however the peculiar thing is - cue yet 'more' rolling emotive banks of fog - not too much however, or we would not be able to see one another, and that would just be daft! And just for good measure: even yet more eldritch sounds emanating spookily from the chill night air. Nevertheless... as chance or 'not' perhaps - would have it, on this very same trek, my gramps exclaimed, that he had visited a fortune teller, and she had hence prophesized: that one of his grandchildren would be a writer! Baring in mind, at this juncture of my life, I had not told a living soul of my dreams, it did therefore seem somewhat auspicious. So, in one way or the other - for my mere 42 years of life in our brief span of existence in 'this' life, I have been aiming towards this, but squint eyed gypsies aside (a prerequisite of any self respecting gypsy) staring into glowing-nebulous crystal ball's; it seems that I am not too bad at this writing lark... after all! *Currently, I am in the process of completing my next novel for young people and those like myself who do an "almost" good impersonation of being an adult, this is a comic fantasy titled... 'The Tallest Dwarf!'

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