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In a society fond of the four R's: Reading, 'Riting, 'Rithmetic, and Reproduction, Cheerfully Childless brings cheer to those leaning toward a child-free life. Created by author Ellen Metter and artist Loretta Gomez.

Do you have pals who think any children in the home should have names like Frisky and Scout?  They'll love this affirming and thoughtful gift.

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About the Author

With the attention span of an infant (BRIGHT COLOR! WOW!) the author has tried out professions ranging from stand-up comedian, mystery shopper, tape editor, dishwasher, radio DJ, and research librarian.  Her latest book adventure is the  soft sci fi tale Transference. Remarkably, no children are featured.

About the Illustrator:

Loretta Gomez is a graduate of New York's School of Visual Arts where she earned her BFA with honors. After graduation she was selected for a student apprenticeship at Disney World, followed by 18 years as an art director and graphic designer in New York and New Jersey. Her wonderful cartoon style brought her recognition as the winner of the Absolut Vodka Cartoon Contest. The winning illustration appeared in The New Yorker magazine. Gomez lives with her partner in Atlanta heading a successful conservation firm and happily existing in a non-child-centric universe.

From the Inside Flap

Is It Your Fate Not to Procreate? There's quite a range of reasons attached to the decision to remain childless. Some women are afraid of the excruciating pain of childbearing. Some are afraid of the excruciating pain of child *rearing.*

Are you still unsure? You just don't know if bellows of 'Mom!' or 'Dad!' will ever be used to get your attention? It's not an easy call. Let Cheerfully Childless help. Inside you'll find some of the reasons "Parenting May Not Be For You If..."

You consider a Happy Meal to be any meal that includes a dry martini.

You think 'PTA' stands for Pizza Take-Out Association.

Refrigerator art leaves you cold.

The thought of a loaded diaper makes you want to get loaded.

Cheerfully Childless is a light-hearted look at the (hopefully) considered decision to become a parent -- or not. There are plenty of serious books on the issues. Now it's time to have a giggle about it.

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