Hard Aground with Eddie Jones: Another Incomplete Idiot's Guide to Doing Stupid Stuff With Boats

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This book carries a 100% GUARANTEED RETURN POLICY. Here is how our 100% GUARANTEED RETURN POLICY works. 

We GUARANTEE if you RETURN this book, we will scrap our customer service POLICY. All kidding aside, we don't want irate customers posting really nasty reviews of our products so if you are not 100% satisfied with this book, send a copy of your receipt and maybe a handwritten note explaining why you think this is the worst boating book ever to Slip None, Whittaker Creek, Oriental, North Carolina. There is no one at that address- we're all at The Bean drinking coffee. But sometimes, if you have a boat, it helps to vent. 

If you DO NOT own a boat and need to vent, what are you waiting for, a sign? Okay, here's one sign: Salt water covers over 71% of the earth's surface. That means if you had a boat, you could be, at this very minute, wet. 

You might also be broke, permanently deformed from living in spaces the size of a Tupperware bread box, and have a dent in your skull from banging your forehead into the companionway hatch.

You may also be divorced. 

Now let's talk about this book you may or may not return. Hard Aground... Again is a collection of boating columns offering a "stuck up" look at the underside of cruising and the frustrations "land-cuffed" sailors experience when our plans for coastal exploration and tropical destinations run aground on the shoals of family, finances and failing health. These columns first appeared in Carolina Cruising and Coastal Cruising Magazine, plus a number of other boating publications - all of which went out of business.

Hope you enjoy the book. But if not, email the author and ask for your money back.

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About the Author:

Eddie Jones is an award-winning author and the Founder and CEO of Lighthouse Publishing of the Carolinas. When he's not writing or teaching at a writers' conference, he can be found surfing in Costa Rica or some other tropical locale.

Review:

"De new book shell reach mon dat be some fine scerfin get to all dem spitual pigmies what don't know." - Capt. Frank Papy

(Frank talks funny but that's what comes from writing Cruising Guides for the Bahamas and Keys.)

--Amazon

"Eddie's book is very good. Many good points and good advice, but the humor is what keeps me tuned in. story about Dinty Moore and poaching the crabs with the ten bucks in the aspirin bottle was too much." - Ricky D. --Amazon

"Thank you for the copy of your new book! Great job--it looks great! I LOVE the cover. Hey, just think what could have happened if YOU'D been on the ark!" - Vonda S.
--Amazon

"De new book shell reach mon dat be some fine scerfin get to all dem spitual pigmies what don't know." - Capt. Frank Papy

(Frank talks funny but that's what comes from writing Cruising Guides for the Bahamas and Keys.)

--Amazon

"Eddie's book is very good. Many good points and good advice, but the humor is what keeps me tuned in. story about Dinty Moore and poaching the crabs with the ten bucks in the aspirin bottle was too much." - Ricky D. --Amazon

"Thank you for the copy of your new book! Great job--it looks great! I LOVE the cover. Hey, just think what could have happened if YOU'D been on the ark!" - Vonda S.
--Amazon

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