Jeffrey Matthew Hopkins Lubricated Condoms

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A powerful family's awful secret! Ancient assassins! Idealistic rogues! Incompetent lawyers! Wally World! A 1969 Pontiac GTO Judge! A romance novelist and his romance novel cover model best friend! Impromptu book signings! A Colt 1911 A1 .45 caliber pistol! A sage bathroom attendant! Methhead philosophers! A defunct Bible salesman with a hell of a left hook! The paranoid head of corporate security! Rhinestone cowboys! Murderers! Mayhem! Deceit! Strippers! Prostitutes! Unlubricated and Lubricated Condoms! Marcus Hanely's ultimate secret to getting any woman you desire!  This is a zany take on the American Dream.

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J.M. Hopkins does not stay in one place for very long.  Expect more literary output from him in the future.

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