Vampire Strippers from Saturn

 
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Chuck Palahniuk's Choke meets Year of the Flood by Margaret Atwood meets an episode of HBO's old, late night series Real Sex meets the movie Death Becomes Her meets Condoleeza Rice's collection of unflushed tampons.

Time is infinite, and so are strippers.

The beautiful and sultry Rene leads her trio of vampire strippers from (around) Saturn to destroy Earth. Their demonic foes-the plots-have hunted them across time; Earth is the last remaining planet with sentient life in this version of the universe. Rene's love affair with a man who is half-horse, half-boy in a future version of Earth threatens her desire to inspire the apocalypse; if the vampire strippers fail to destroy the world now, men will be nearly extinct, and women will be hunted for sport by the surviving males.

True love, time travel, bad music, shapeshifting plots, and a brooding supernatural detective named Will decide the fate of Earth in more than two realities. Can Rene prevent an apathetic future while allowing Earth to survive?

Time travel, it turns out, really isn't all that complicated, and neither are women.

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"There are no rules, logic is tarred and feathered, dead people come back to life, there's a severed head talking and every scene capsizes into a level of surrealism that would make David Lynch go into depression trying to film it. [It's] like a demented late night HBO sitcom out of your worst bad weed-fueled nightmare."
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