Kimberly Jayne Take My Husband, Please!

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Take My Husband, Please!

 
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Take My Husband Please is a sexy romantic comedy set in Austin, Texas, about a couple getting a divorce and a second chance at love and romance. Their tenuous relationship will be tested by five blind dates and a hot bachelor, and no one will survive unchanged.

With the ink on her divorce nearly dry, rookie realtor Sophie Camden is ready for some fun, excitement and adventure--an orgasm wouldn't hurt either. Only one teensy complication for this mother of two: her ex insists on moving home after his unexpected personal meltdown.

A layoff, investment disaster, and his dad's death have brought Will Camden's life into harsh perspective. The cherry on top? Sophie filing for divorce--not that he blames her; he left her no choice. All he wants now is to regain financial footing and be a better father to their kids. That, and to quit obsessing about his sexy wife. Thing is, if she discovers his plan to liquidate everything, including her house, she'll hate him forever.

When Sophie's sexy new guy is reluctant to date her unless Will is verifiably out of the picture, she gets entangled in a bet designed to keep Will "occupied" by dating five women of her choosing. Ugh, she just wanted to get rid of him! But soon enough, she turns her unfortunate task into a delicious payback. While the hottest bachelor in town pursues her and the biggest real estate deal of her life hangs in the balance, the man who gave Sophie up--suddenly Daddy of the Year--seems determined to sabotage her future with a new man who could give her everything.

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About the Author:

Kimberly Jayne writes not only hilarious romantic comedy, but dark and compelling urban fantasies, too.

She has been making up stories since she was five, when she scribbled on the lined yellow pages of her grandfather's office notepads her first tall tale about pigs flying. Yes, she started that shtick. You're welcome. Since then, she's written just about everything and for various websites and clients, including humor features for Playgirl Magazine. She was also a cast member of Ann Imig's 2011 Listen to Your Mother Show in Austin, Texas.

You can find Kimberly on ReadKimberly.com and on her usually irreverent but always entertaining sister blog, FragrantLiar.com, where she prattles candidly about life as a reluctant midlifer in these modern times. 

Her feelings about writing can be summed up in a favorite quote from Robert Heinlein who quipped, "Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards." Her thoughts may not always be clean, but her hands are.

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 "A laugh-out-loud romantic comedy. Will and Sophie are wonderfully flawed characters who find themselves in one absurd situation after another that'll have you in stitches. In addition, the quirky supporting cast really brings this novel to life, and the author was able to throw in several hilarious and suspenseful twists and turns. Hopefully Kimberly Jayne intends to continue Will and Sophie's story because readers will want to know what happens next." ~ Self-Publishing Review

"Take My Husband Please! is not a formulaic love story in the slightest. Beneath the laugh-out-loud humor is the daily, ongoing struggle of real people coming to terms with their failed marriage. A delightfully quirky yet all-too-human cast of supporting characters rounds out this genre-busting tragi-sexy-drama-comedy. Highly recommended!"  ~ Midwest Book Review

A tale of love lost and found, Take My Husband, Please is a madcap romantic comedy by Kimberly Jayne. ... an amusing yarn with memorable characters as well as memorable antics of hilarity. It seems like the louder Will and Sophie claim to dislike each other the more times they appear in each other's company. This is not your typical romantic comedy - the players might be a little older and divorcing instead of single, but Jayne manages to put a fresh spin on an old theme. And she keeps the gags coming. Literally, the Camdens, in their own words, are a family of barfers. Even the cat! A quick, fun read of love lost and found in the most unexpected of places. Readers' Favorite

The story is a fun and light read and will keep readers laughing till the very end. The two flawed characters, Will and Sophie, have been portrayed well and they are relatable and palpable to readers with their personalities and behaviors. The author blends romance, humor, and drama into the plot with mastery, and the unusual twists and turns make it an entertaining read. The narration is descriptive, making the scenes vivid for readers. Though light and funny, the story is real and authentic, and the supporting characters also complement the main characters nicely. Readers will find themselves smiling as they are reading. The story exposes modern day relationships very well - friends, lovers, career, family, heartaches, and flirtations. The plot is perfect for a romantic comedy movie and will definitely entertain audiences with its humorous story line and characters. ~ Readers Favorite

"Romance comes in many forms--not just the frenzied excitement of a new relationship.  Even old relationships, especially the ones we thought had fizzled out, can have a spark. Slightly madcap, suddenly sweet, this novel combines the best of female friendship with soulful exploration of passion in its many forms. Of particular note are the themes of getting lost to find the right path and acceptance of even the most difficult things in life. The dialog-heavy, elegant writing style pulls readers into a world that is difficult to leave." ~ BookLife Prize in Fiction

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