Luke Legende has been searching for love since he was five years old. He searched high and low and “top and bottom” to find the love of his life. Did this gay Midwest boy find true love? Find out in this debut collection of hilarious and sexy stand-alone essays that help you reflect, laugh, cry, and challenge yourself to believe in the ever elusive idea of Love and Sex in the Suburbs.
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Luke Legende was found 21 years ago, fully formed but weak, under a moist stone. They nursed him back to health using a heavy supply of valium and guacamole. After a lifetime of science classes, Luke created a time machine using paper clips and old chewing gum. At 87 years of age, he used that time machine to go back into the past, kill his former self, and now poses as the younger version of himself. Luke currently holds a third-degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and has single-handedly saved the world at least seven times, possibly. Besides being an author and comedian, Luke is also a musician working on his debut album. Armed with 87 years of experience, badass Tae Kwon Do skills, and rock-star moves, Luke continues his journey of recognition in an attempt to become famous enough to seduce Anderson Cooper into marrying him. Make sure to keep watch on your evening news in case Luke manages this feat, or gives up and commits suicide by taco overdose at the local Mexican restaurant.
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Book Description Legende Productions LLC The, 2013. Paperback. Book Condition: Brand New. 1st edition. 286 pages. 8.50x5.50x0.72 inches. In Stock. Bookseller Inventory # zk098960490X