Source: Wikia. Pages: 50. Chapters: Helga's confession in various languages, Quotes from unknown episodes. Excerpt: (Arnold steps up to bat) Arnold Wind's in the east. I should probably shoot for the gap between second and third.Gerald Just try not to get hit, okay?Arnold Yeah, good strategy.Harold (To Arnold) Who taught you how to play baseball, YOUR LOONY GRANDMA?Helga Come on, come on.Harold Alright already. Keep your shirt on, Helga, for all our sakes.(Harold got hit by a baseball)Helga Say something!Harold Goodnight, Mommy.Arnold Hey Grandpa, I've got a problem.Grandpa Shoot it at me, short man.Arnold Well, see, there's this big jerk at school, he says he's gonna...Grandpa - says he's gonna beat you up, eh?Arnold Well, yeah.Grandpa Gonna give you 24 hours to dangle, eh?Arnold That's right!Grandpa Big guy, huh? Slow, but with lots of power. Squash you like a bug, eh?Arnold Yeah, yeah! What should I do?Grandpa I have no idea.Arnold I've got to think of something, Grandpa.Grandpa Well, you could skip town. But then you'd have to live the rest of your life in fear, always looking over your shoulder, waiting for... that day. You try reasoning with him? Oh, a moron, eh? Well Arnold, I wish I knew what to tell you. In eighty years I think I've only learned one thing for sure.Arnold What's that?Grandpa Never eat raspberries. (Grandpa holds his stomach)Gotta go! (Grandpa runs to the bathroom)Helga Twenty-four hours, fifteen minutes and thirteen seconds until you die!DJ Nocturnal Ned It's 7:00 on KILL. This one goes out to Arnold, who's going to die in 2 hours, 6 minutes, and 47 seconds, from Helga who hates you.Arnold ...Don't hit me; I'll hit me. I'm crazy...Harold Berman Wow, you really are crazy. Wanna join our club?Helga Boys are so stupid. Tommy (in an Italian New York accent) Hey, Maria, come over here!Maria Tommy, you come over here. Rhonda Should we do our own make up, or will the crew do it?Mr. Simmons Do your own.Helga I'd rather watch paint dry. (Abner ha...
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