Spoiled Beyond Recognition, The Unusual Life and Agony of an "Angry" Alpha Male

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When Benjamin was a boy he believed in the afterlife. When he was bitten by a cat as a boy he became a devout ailurophobe and cat bully who vowed to hate cats forever. When he was an adult Benjamin was startled by a stray cat at a rooftop dance party. He fell off the roof and the next morning he woke up inside a cardboard box behind a 1970s-themed Disco bar. He was later taken in and adopted by his neighbor and friend and spent the rest of his life as the very thing he detested, a cat.  Author's Note: When you finish the book there is a  very simply crochet pattern at the end for you to enjoy!

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When I was a girl I wondered if my house pets were humans trapped inside animals.  Sometimes I imagined my dolls were human.  Based on my youthful, slightly "twisted" imagination I wrote this book.
 
There is no real moral to this story like, don't be a 'cat hater' or you might turn into a cat in the afterlife.  Or, don't drink too much at a rooftop disco party or you'll fall off and be reincarnated as a cat.  I wrote this book to incite laughter and fun and to express myself as an animal lover, albeit a "coddling" one.

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