The Kid Dictionary: Hilarious Words to Describe the Indescribable Things Kids Do

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Wishjack: (WISH―jak) v: To blow out the candles on another child's birthday cake.

Been a kid? Have a kid? Know a kid? Been left utterly speechless by the wit, wisdom, grossness, and hilarity that accompanies children wherever they go?

The perfect book for all parents, The Kid Dictionary has the ingenious and hilarious words you need to describe the indescribable: life with kids. Humorous, insightful, and unique, this is a gift for every parenting occassion: from first-time parents, to babysitters, and anyone in between looking for a hilarious (and totally relatable!) dictionary.

Finally, the pitch-perfect "why didn't I think of that?" words you've always needed!

Brofitti: (broh-FEE-tee) v: The act of scribbling with permanent marker on the face of a younger sibling.
Clandesdine: (klan-DES-dyne) v: To hide from one's child while eating a cookie so he doesn't ask for one too.

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Eric Ruhalter works in television in NYC, making commercials about movies. At night, he comes home to his wife Kara and their three rambunctious children. There, he's able to step inside of himself to write down the unique and unusual observations that inspire him. He also enjoys editing video, pimping his work via social media, surfing, Frisbee, and ping pong. He studied economics at Dickinson College where he learned that he's not the least bit interested in the theories of economics. So rather than study, he spent most of his time writing.

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FEELABUSTER: (FEEHL-uh-buhs-tur) v : To pat down your toddler before she leaves a play date at someone else’s house to make sure she isn’t stealing any toys.

Newton’s EXCEPTION: (NOO-tuhn’s ek-SEPT-shun) n :The explanation to one’s child that a helium balloon lost outside is never coming back.

DETASTE: (dee-TAYST) v : To harbor a deep hatred and disgust for a food you have never tried.

ERADICRAP: (ee-RA-di-crap) v : To purge your playroom of old toys when your kids aren’t around to protest.

“FULLISH”: (FUHL-ish) adj : Too full to eat more carrots, yet fully prepared to consume an ice-cream sundae.

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