The Paper Route finds Darren Hunter, the beautiful monster himself, surging with angst-fueled bravado and back with a gaggle! The book is a hilarious result of reflections and observations on the media and the strange citizens who read the newspaper. Determined to free himself from the bonds of the corporate world and destined to work with his hands like a Middle Earth craftsman, the author somehow ended up being forced to deliver a newspaper route. These are the tales of his confrontations with his dreaded neighbors and meddling local police in the predawn hours. The Paper Route finds the author forced to confrontation “like 100 lizards on top of each other under a heat lamp at PetSmart” with those he always pretended didn’t exist. Whenever interacting with the fine people of this great land his thoughts were always the same, “shoot the messenger, shoot the messenger!” Whether it’s his near-death experience, encounters with an alien or the formation of a radical 1980s preservation society determined to bring back Heavy Metal, be prepared to be disturbed by the adventures on the paper route.The targets are familiar ... cops, liberals, corporate masters, kids and the politically correct. But the shocking revelation revealed to the author on his paper route at the end of the book on the Rapture will torment you for years to come!
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Book Description PublishAmerica, 2004. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Bookseller Inventory # DADAX1413715885
Book Description PublishAmerica, 2004. Paperback. Book Condition: New. New item. Bookseller Inventory # QX-271-58-9126419