Behind the Chair: Rantings of a Burnt Out Stylist

0 avg rating
( 0 ratings by Goodreads )
 
9781432742393: Behind the Chair: Rantings of a Burnt Out Stylist



Ten Commandments for Hair Salon Patrons

1. Thou shall not stalk the stylist
2. Thou shall bathe before thy appointment
3. Thou shall wash thy offspring before bringing them in
4. If thou art nasty, thou shall pay for a shampoo
5. Thou shall not spill thy life story on thy first visit
6. If thou choose to breed, thou (and not me) are to attend to the offspring
7. Thou shall know terminology of hair before speaking it
8. Thou shall not ask for more to be done than thy hair will allow
9. Thou shall not discuss sex, religion, or politics with thy stylist
10. Thou shall not wear enough perfume to gag the entire room


Behind the Chair; Rantings of a Burnt-Out Stylist is a delightful little book of observations of the public at large. Curtis Wright is a former hair stylist with a wealth of cutting yet hilarious snippets that will have you rolling on the salon floor.

"If you find yourself in these pages, it is up to you to change...if you can. Otherwise, be warned that the stylists will be laughing at you when you leave!"

"synopsis" may belong to another edition of this title.

Top Search Results from the AbeBooks Marketplace

1.

Curtis Wright
Published by Outskirts Press, United States (2009)
ISBN 10: 1432742396 ISBN 13: 9781432742393
New Paperback Quantity Available: 10
Print on Demand
Seller:
The Book Depository US
(London, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Outskirts Press, United States, 2009. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Language: English . Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****. Ten Commandments for Hair Salon Patrons 1. Thou shall not stalk the stylist 2. Thou shall bathe before thy appointment 3. Thou shall wash thy offspring before bringing them in 4. If thou art nasty, thou shall pay for a shampoo 5. Thou shall not spill thy life story on thy first visit 6. If thou choose to breed, thou (and not me) are to attend to the offspring 7. Thou shall know terminology of hair before speaking it 8. Thou shall not ask for more to be done than thy hair will allow 9. Thou shall not discuss sex, religion, or politics with thy stylist 10. Thou shall not wear enough perfume to gag the entire room Behind the Chair; Rantings of a Burnt-Out Stylist is a delightful little book of observations of the public at large. Curtis Wright is a former hair stylist with a wealth of cutting yet hilarious snippets that will have you rolling on the salon floor. If you find yourself in these pages, it is up to you to change.if you can. Otherwise, be warned that the stylists will be laughing at you when you leave!. Bookseller Inventory # AAV9781432742393

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 13.82
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

2.

Curtis Wright
Published by Outskirts Press (2009)
ISBN 10: 1432742396 ISBN 13: 9781432742393
New Quantity Available: > 20
Print on Demand
Seller:
Pbshop
(Wood Dale, IL, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Outskirts Press, 2009. PAP. Book Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from US within 10 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000. Bookseller Inventory # IQ-9781432742393

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 9.84
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 3.99
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

3.

Curtis Wright
Published by Outskirts Press, United States (2009)
ISBN 10: 1432742396 ISBN 13: 9781432742393
New Paperback Quantity Available: 10
Print on Demand
Seller:
The Book Depository
(London, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Outskirts Press, United States, 2009. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Language: English . Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****.Ten Commandments for Hair Salon Patrons 1. Thou shall not stalk the stylist 2. Thou shall bathe before thy appointment 3. Thou shall wash thy offspring before bringing them in 4. If thou art nasty, thou shall pay for a shampoo 5. Thou shall not spill thy life story on thy first visit 6. If thou choose to breed, thou (and not me) are to attend to the offspring 7. Thou shall know terminology of hair before speaking it 8. Thou shall not ask for more to be done than thy hair will allow 9. Thou shall not discuss sex, religion, or politics with thy stylist 10. Thou shall not wear enough perfume to gag the entire room Behind the Chair; Rantings of a Burnt-Out Stylist is a delightful little book of observations of the public at large. Curtis Wright is a former hair stylist with a wealth of cutting yet hilarious snippets that will have you rolling on the salon floor. If you find yourself in these pages, it is up to you to change.if you can. Otherwise, be warned that the stylists will be laughing at you when you leave!. Bookseller Inventory # AAV9781432742393

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 14.06
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

4.

Curtis Wright
Published by Outskirts Press
ISBN 10: 1432742396 ISBN 13: 9781432742393
New Paperback Quantity Available: > 20
Seller:
BuySomeBooks
(Las Vegas, NV, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Outskirts Press. Paperback. Book Condition: New. 82 pages. Dimensions: 9.0in. x 6.0in. x 0.5in.Ten Commandments for Hair Salon Patrons 1. Thou shall not stalk the stylist2. Thou shall bathe before thy appointment3. Thou shall wash thy offspring before bringing them in4. If thou art nasty, thou shall pay for a shampoo5. Thou shall not spill thy life story on thy first visit6. If thou choose to breed, thou (and not me) are to attend to the offspring7. Thou shall know terminology of hair before speaking it8. Thou shall not ask for more to be done than thy hair will allow9. Thou shall not discuss sex, religion, or politics with thy stylist10. Thou shall not wear enough perfume to gag the entire roomBehind the Chair; Rantings of a Burnt-Out Stylist is a delightful little book of observations of the public at large. Curtis Wright is a former hair stylist with a wealth of cutting yet hilarious snippets that will have you rolling on the salon floor. If you find yourself in these pages, it is up to you to change. . . if you can. Otherwise, be warned that the stylists will be laughing at you when you leave! This item ships from multiple locations. Your book may arrive from Roseburg,OR, La Vergne,TN. Paperback. Bookseller Inventory # 9781432742393

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 17.27
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

5.

Wright, Curtis
Published by Outskirts Press (2009)
ISBN 10: 1432742396 ISBN 13: 9781432742393
New Paperback Quantity Available: 10
Seller:
Ergodebooks
(RICHMOND, TX, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Outskirts Press, 2009. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Bookseller Inventory # INGM9781432742393

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 12.30
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 4.99
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

6.

Wright, Curtis
Published by Outskirts Press (2016)
ISBN 10: 1432742396 ISBN 13: 9781432742393
New Paperback Quantity Available: 1
Print on Demand
Seller:
Ria Christie Collections
(Uxbridge, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Outskirts Press, 2016. Paperback. Book Condition: New. PRINT ON DEMAND Book; New; Publication Year 2016; Not Signed; Fast Shipping from the UK. No. book. Bookseller Inventory # ria9781432742393_lsuk

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 14.74
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 5.17
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

7.

Curtis Wright
Published by Outskirts Press (2009)
ISBN 10: 1432742396 ISBN 13: 9781432742393
New Softcover Quantity Available: 1
Print on Demand
Seller:
Rating
[?]

Book Description Outskirts Press, 2009. Book Condition: New. This item is printed on demand for shipment within 3 working days. Bookseller Inventory # GM9781432742393

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 17.92
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 3.51
From Germany to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

8.

Curtis Wright
Published by Outskirts Press (2009)
ISBN 10: 1432742396 ISBN 13: 9781432742393
New Paperback Quantity Available: 1
Seller:
Irish Booksellers
(Rumford, ME, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Outskirts Press, 2009. Paperback. Book Condition: New. book. Bookseller Inventory # M1432742396

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 21.66
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

9.

Wright, Curtis
Published by Outskirts Press
ISBN 10: 1432742396 ISBN 13: 9781432742393
New PAPERBACK Quantity Available: > 20
Seller:
Russell Books
(Victoria, BC, Canada)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Outskirts Press. PAPERBACK. Book Condition: New. 1432742396 Special order direct from the distributor. Bookseller Inventory # ING9781432742393

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 14.95
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 7.00
From Canada to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

10.

Curtis Wright
Published by Outskirts Press (2009)
ISBN 10: 1432742396 ISBN 13: 9781432742393
New Quantity Available: > 20
Print on Demand
Seller:
Books2Anywhere
(Fairford, GLOS, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Outskirts Press, 2009. PAP. Book Condition: New. New Book. Delivered from our UK warehouse in 4 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000. Bookseller Inventory # IQ-9781432742393

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 10.03
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 11.99
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds