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Philip Greenley knows many people. Ninety-nine percent of them are idiots. Half of one percent is his friend and transcendental meditation expert, Matt. The other half is a legendary, immortal serial killer out to brutally murder all of the above. In retrospect, percentiles aren't a very good way of measuring the people he knows, but you get the idea. Philip is stuck with all these people in a mansion filled with devious traps. The Killonator and his crazy funhouse are not Philip’s biggest problem, however. His greatest problem is that nothing makes any sense whatsoever. Join Phil in his journey to figure out what the hell is going on in a tale previous readers have called ‘all right I suppose,’ and ‘Please stop trying to make me read this’, 'I'd probably pay an amount of money to read this', and 'not worth saving.'
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Harry Brewis is a world-renowned writer, public speaker, and political activist* whose words have touched the hearts of an incalculable amount of people. Whether you love hating him or hate loving him, everyone in the world can agree that Harry is a human being made of things and stuff, who both says and writes words for money. *Well, he's not that last one. No wait he isn't any of those other things either. He told me to write these things but he's not actually any of them. My keyboard doesn't have a backspace, so I can't go back and fix it (or any spelling mistakes). Sorry.
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