You've read zombie survival guides written for the young, strong, and able - now read the guide written for the aging, weak, or impaired. The Slow-Moving Person's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse is for the mentally keen but physically unfit survivor who wishes to outlast the fall of civilization. Tips include how to make it at the Safe House, what to stockpile for supplies, and how to lay a Potted Meat trap for zombie attackers. The Guide is an illustrated, humorous look at what it takes to be a Slow-Moving survivor in a world made for the physically fit.
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You don't have to be zombie food. Impairments, illness, aging, overweight, no matter what makes you Slow-Moving, you can survive the zombie apocalypse. The Guide offers advice on how to make a barricade using your power wheelchair, how to survive the Safe House, what to do if you meet an Alpha Climber, and much more.
"Brilliant." - Fred Wilson, neighbor
"A real guide for real people." - Mistress Splinter of the Pain Shack
"Two crazy thumbs up." - The Crazy Critic
"A stunning achievement." - Ray Smith, grizzled war veteran
B. Fox is a writer, illustrator, and expert clay snake maker living in Salt Lake City.
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Book Description CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform. PAPERBACK. Book Condition: Fine. 1463784473. Bookseller Inventory # AUD4866RGXX051616H0017A