The Best Ever Book of Waiter Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Waiter jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Waiter Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of waiter jokes is so unoriginal, it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one waiter joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. This book has so many waiter jokes, you won’t know where to start. For example: Why do waiters wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A waiter and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Waiter turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.” “Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife. “I figure that you’ll eventually remarry, and I don’t want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the waiter. The waiter’s spouse said: “What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?” *** Did you hear about the waiter who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do waiters laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

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Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist, broadcaster and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and stories for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world. His books include The Best Ever Book of … Jokes, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for …, The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for …, and The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for … .

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