The Best Ever Book of Bowling Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of bowling jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bowling Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of bowling jokes is so unoriginal, it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one bowler joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. This book has so many bowler jokes, you won’t know where to start. For example: Why do bowlers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A bowler and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Bowler turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.” “Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife. “I figure that you’ll eventually remarry, and I don’t want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the bowler . The bowler’s spouse said: “What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?” *** Did you hear about the bowler who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do bowlers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

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Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and scripts for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world. His books include The West Australian Joke Book, How to Promote Your Business, Dr. Young’s Guide to Demotivating Employees, How to Sell Your House Condo or Co-op in Any Market and the current series of The Best Ever Book of Jokes.

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