Heather Korn Jim Dunn: Porn King

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Jim Dunn: Porn King

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Jim Dunn: Porn King is for anyone who believes that porn and pyramid schemes can solve all government debt problems. Jim Dunn is your average early thirties advertising jock whose career takes a turn towards re-branding exotic magazines, failing internet porn channels and social network pyramid schemes. Running a small-town New Jersey mayoral campaign is the last straw for Jim, and he embarks on an early mid-life crisis. Lucky for Jim, Brad of the failing internet channel wants to retire and is convinced he found the right heir with a passion for shouting ass shots on set. Jim believes that confidence must come from a source other than his former status and he re-brands himself as CEO of Royal Asses, Inc. His non-girlfriend and her a-sexual lawyer friend would rather Jim dedicate his time to their pro-consumerist lawsuits. They want Jim to offer testimony and denounce his former ways of saddling people with insecurities to sell products. Jim organizes fantasy nights for gym teachers and comptrollers, launches a cruise-line and an empire is born. But Corporate America, Inc., a pseudo-government outfit upset with the lawsuits treats Jim to an aqua-aerial view of New Jersey and he is dangled head first over the Hudson River. Who's to blame for Jim's new aggravation? The non-girlfriend and a-sexual lawyer are prime suspects. They have bigger aspirations than protecting the consumer from brainwashing by faux-chocolate bar companies. If the non-girlfriend can leverage her fortune made by hawking refurbished bras and telepathic doghouses, she plans to create a new liquidity crisis to get revenge on her daddy. Whoopsie. In or out, Jim?

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Heather Korn has a distinct fear of sharks, is not partial to jumping out of moving airplanes and might not be the best candidate for a bug-eating contest. However, you can always find her on stage somewhere – dancing jazz-burlesque combos of Elvis Presley meets Dita Von Tease meets a 13 year old boy at a junior high prom. Heather has attempted life as a shoe salesgirl, a waitress, a customer service representative, a lawyer, a trader and about another dozen career choices – but not as a hit-woman or cattle wrangler. Heather started writing when she was ten years old. Poems and short stories and faux-journalist pieces she would sign as Gene Yuss. Her first novel, Things Before Marriage, placed in the top 5% of the 2009 ABNA Contest, under the title of Easter Island. Jim Dunn: Porn King is her second novel. Heather has lived in New York and several cities in Israel. She has considered moving to about 137 other cities in a couple dozen countries that she's visited and fallen in love with. She now enjoys life in San Francisco with her guitar, purple bubble-bath, and the dead pet spider under the bed. In addition to writing novels, Heather writes screenplays and produces short films, paints large colorful abstracts, and has a living poetry blog and act. (www.heatherkornbooks.com)

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